< FINNEAS
finneas hey idk exactly who you are but i know billie's been talking to you
finneas and i would just like you to know that if you hurt my little sister
finneas you will never breathe again
finneas so don't you dare break her heart
finneas because i will end you
me woah buddy
me i have no intentions of hurting her i swear
me but it's sweet that you care about her so much
finneas she's been hurt before and it was the worst thing to see her go through
finneas i'm not letting that happen again if i can help it
me that's cute
me but i won't hurt her, i promise
finneas okay good, then you're cool
I'd kill myself before hurting her. Well, maybe. It depends, I guess. But I'd give up a lot for her. Damn, I'm in trouble already.
me: so apparently we've got your brother's stamp of approval
me: whatever the fuck that means
billie: ???? huh
me: well apparently you just won't stop talking about me, like, ever
me: so he decided to dm me and basically tell me that if i ever hurt you he'd murder me
me: :)
billie: tf does he mean i won't stop talking about you
me: okay well he didn't ACTUALLY say that, i added it in for embellishment
me: how the FUCK is that word spelled
billie: why are you asking me
billie: of all people in this godforsaken miserable world
billie: why me
me: jesus okay then
me: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed hm
billie: okay fuck you
me: okay ;)
billie: NO STOP IT STOP IT
billie: ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
me: billie it's three
me: in the afternoon?????
billie: yup
me: what the fuck is wrong with you
billie: so many things
me: mood
me: okay well i'm gonna leave you now
me: i'm getting food
billie: i can't believe you would choose food over me
me: you'd do the exact same thing what are you talking about
billie: you're right but it still hurts
me: feel the pain bitch
billie: okay wow
billie: and to think i thought you were NICE once upon a time
me: typically i am nice
billie: i just drew bad cards then?
me: nah i just have a daily quota of being mean to someone
me: and i typically just write mean things about myself on paper
me: but this is more fun
billie: ya know what
billie: if this is what's stopping you from being mean to yourself i think i can handle it
me: fuck you why are you being nice
me: now i HAVE to be nice to you :/
billie: ;) that was the plan all along babe
me: i was gonna take you with me while i got food but i'm gonna actually leave you now
billie: >:O
me: jAOSJAOIJDASIOFHI you're so cute
billie: FUCK OFF
me: aight peace
me: see ya
billie: oh fuck you
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billie: you didn't :((
A/N: Just a cute lil filler chapter before things get more interesting.
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FanfictionRoxie Margaret is a YouTuber, and actress and a model. She's bored during this quarantine. All that changes when a certain someone comments on a post on her Instagram.
