DreamNoBlade OneShots DISCONTINUED

MORE INCORRECT QUOTES YES !!

This isn't request I just love them :)
SBI & DT
Swearing !!!
ENJOY
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Dream speeding past in heelys: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
George: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE !?!?
Techno also speeding past : *flips George of with both hands *
Also techno : *speeds up just in case Dream falls *
Wilbur : The fuck?
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Philza: So techno your driving and Tommy and Dream walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit
Techno : Oh definitely Tommy 100%
Philza who's horrified: Techno the breaks...The breaks

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Dream: so I go run at Techno he will catch me
Sapnap : no he won't
Dream : *runs at techno full speed *
Techno : DREAM NO IM HOLDING COFFEE
Techno : * drops coffee to catch Dream *

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Tubbo : I'm cold
Tommy : here tack my jacket
Dream : I'm cold
Techno : * sets the entire world on fire *

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* Techno lost a bet now he has to go on a date with Dream *

Dream : Promise me that tonight you can't fall in love with me
Techno : I promise

* at their wedding day *

Techno : looks like I broke that promise

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*Dream and techno fighting *

Techno : you have now lost 'techie' privileges
You will now call me either ' the blood god' or
' hey you '

Dream : come on techie
Techno : *looks like he is about to murder him *
Dream : come on Hey you

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Wilbur : No
Dream :
Wilbur : what did I say about batting your eyelashes at Me
Dream : * sadly * it only works on techno
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Techno : I have an idea instead of kissing under a mistletoe we fight
Phil : we are not doing that
Dream : * nodding * Mistlefoe
Phil : STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
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Sapnap : so what's it like living with Technoblade
Dream : once I asked him to bring me a glass of water while he was mad at me and he got me a glass of ice and told me to wait
Sapnap :
Dream : It's going really well !
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Tommy : Hey techno did you know Thot means thought full person
Techno : oh I didn't know this thanks Tommy
*later *
Techno : Thanks Wilbur for helping me set my TV up your such a thot
Wilbur : * laughing his ass off * IM A WHAT !??
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Just a small chapter for you guys
Word count : 354

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