70 Deadly Wattpad Sins (The Book Of Evil Advice!)
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Ongoing, First published Jan 08, 2015
We all know exactly what we should be doing, in order to make it big on Wattpad... but what about the stuff we're not supposed to do?
This book will cover 70 of Wattpad's darkest sins, the mistakes that can send a user's story down to Wattpad Hell faster than a click of the 'unfollow' button.
If you have observed any atrocities or just want to vent, leave a comment below and let the hate flow through you!Public Domain
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- ---- 70 Deadly Wattpad Sins ----
- Sin #01: All About Grammar (Grammer? Grammor?)
- Sin #02: Everyone Is Your Enemy (Even you...)
- Sin #03: Character Interest (Why won't they die already?)
- Sin #04: Being A Prude (Excuse me? How very dare you!)
- Sin #05: Write! (Oh, is that what writers do?!)
- Sin #06: The Promiser (Liar liar, pants on fire!)
- Sin #07: Know Your Followers (What? I'm being followed?!)
- Sin #08: Setting Up Dialogue (Who said that? I'm lost already!)
- Sin #09: Repetition (Repetition, Repetition, Repetition)
- Sin #10: Mary Sue (Mary Who?)
- Sin #11: How To Look Pretty (And 70 other makeup hacks you won't believe!)
- Sin #12: Know When To Fold (Go Fish!)
- Sin #13: Eluding Ellipses (ft. Em-dash and company)
- Sin #14: Chekhov's Gun (Say hello to my litto fwen'!)
- Sin #15: Life After Wattpad (Is there life on Maaaaaars?)
- Sin #16: Swapping POVs (AFK, BRB)
- Sin #17: Limited Or Omniscient POV? (Get out of my head!)
- Sin #18: Slam Poetry (Look. A door. Get out.)
- Sin #19: Know Your Followers, Part 2 (The Revenge!)
- Sin #20: Had A Bad Day (Urgh.)
- Sin #21: Chips Or Crisps? (The British are coming!)
- Sin #22: Keeping Scope (360 NOSCOPE 1337 HAXORSLULUL)
- Sin #23: Being Sensible (What nonsense!)
- Sin #24: Experimenting (It's not just for college!)
- Sin #25: Show And Don't Tell (Seriously, you're sooo boring)
- Sin #26: Why I'm Leaving Wattpad (Goodbye.)
- Sin #27: Friend-fiction (Causes friction!)
- Sin #28: Attack Of The Straw Men (Trigger Warning: Politics)
- Sin #29: Stuff And Things (Big no-no words!)
- Sin #30: Symbolism (FFS! It's just a green light, Gatsby!)
- Sin #31: What's in a name? (DIY, lazybones!)
- Sin #32: Chapter Length (What are you writing, a novel?)
- Sin #33: Finishing What You Started (Hello stranger!)
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