Percy Jackson Non-lovers; they will never understand...

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Person: so your addicted to Percy Jackson?
Me: Yes...
Person: That's lame, what a nerd
Me: *snort* Hey! Don't Reyna on my parade!
Person: Whoa, jeez, um... Sorry? What's the big deal with "Percy Jackson" anyways?
Me: It it absolutely AMZHANG!
Person: sorry then...
Me: thank you for Apollo-gizing.
Person: yeah, whatever. Ugh, book geeks
Me: Excuse me? I now curse you in the name of Zeus for insulting the best book ever!
Person: sorry! No need for cursing!
Me. Do you swear on the river of Styx that your sorry? *have one eyebrow raised and stare directly at the person to creep them out*
Person: uh... Yeah sure.
Me: ugh, mortals
Person: wha?
*i found this while reading another book so more that I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP! I thought it would just be funny to put in here.*

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