Waitress: "Would you like a table for one Miss?"
Person: "No, I would like a carpet for one Miss, I certainly wouldn't want a table!"
(I read that online, I don't think I copied it correctly, but you guys get the idea!)
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Randomness!
RandomSo um, this is going to be completely random, so I can't give you guys a summary really, but if you like randomness, then this is for you! Yes you! Don't flip to the next book! You know you wanna read this... Banana! Ah, ok, way to embarrass myself...
