-simping for ᵀᴵᴺᵞ jimin-
Seokie: school is too early
Seokie: school is fake
Seokie: what is life
Seokie: why is it so cold
Taetae: because it's 7 am in january
Seokie: still
Seokie: why is school early
Koo: because they hate us
Koo: and still makes us stay in school for six hours
Yoonie: and i'm still up for committing arson
Jimin: 😔✊
Koo: does anyone know what happened with joon and jin
Koo: like
Koo: are they together
Koo: are they fuck buds
Jimin: fuck buds-
Taetae: i dunno but i was just chilling on my laptop
Seokie: you where watching porn
Taetae: i was on my laptop
Koo: definitely porn
Taetae: okay fine i was watching porn
Koo: without me
Yoonie: what
Seokie: WHAT
Jimin: whAt
Taetae: what
Koo: i mean what
Taetae: i'm just gonna pretend that didn't happen
Taetae: so
Taetae: i was on my laptop
Taetae: WE ARENT GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT THO
Taetae: and then jin literally burst though the door
Taetae: he was all like,,
Taetae: men are fake i hate men i wanna date women because men are shit and women are ethereal but i don't wanna be straight because kill all straights but tbh i would rather be straight then deal with fucking men
Koo: wait
Koo: if this was after you watched porn
Taetae: YES
Jimin: o h
Taetae: YES
Taetae: HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW
Seokie: so he walked in on you
Seokie: and just started talking🤠
Taetae: yeah
Taetae: but i don't think he saw me so that's why he kept talking
Yoonie: it's jin
Yoonie: he would have kept talking if he saw you or if he didn't
Taetae: MAN COULD HAVE KNOCKEDJSJSJSJS
Taetae: anygays
Taetae: anything from joon
Seokie: i see him🤠
Koo: what are you
Koo: some russian spy🥸
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Second choice | yoonmin✔️
FanfictionJimin: hey yoongi can we talk about last night Yoongi: erm yeah what about it Jimin: errrr we fucked?? Yoongi: yeah and Jimin: and does that not mean anything to you Jimin: what am i Yoongi: a friend Jimin: you don't just fuck your best friend Yoon...
