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Taetae: omg
Taetae: can we go to a party
Koo: after last time-
Taetae: well if joon is so horny then Jin is there
Taetae: well all know that from school
Seokie: dont
Seokie: i'm traumatised
Seokie: jin joon
Seokie: you caused my childhood trauma
Joon: you're 19
Seokie: well
Seokie: 19 year old trauma
Jinz: did he just make that up?
Seokie: yeah i totally did
Taetae: what if we go to a party for yoongi's birthday
Yoonie: no
Yoonie: i'm not getting used as an excuse to go to a party
Yoonie: plus my birthdays next week
Taetae: well
Taetae: could it no be a
Taetae: happybirthdaybutnothappybirtdaything
Jinz: why did i struggle to read that
Koo: dumbass
Jinz: said the one who didn't know what the quadratic formula was
Koo: bitch
Jinz: hoe
Koo: hate you 🥰‼️
Jinz: all feelings mutual 🥰‼️
Seokie: wait as if we are going to a party
Seokie: where
Joon: i mean doesnt jackson through parties every other day
Taetae: yeah but i think his parents are back
Taetae: he can't have one
Joon: i remember jongin was saying that he was gonna have one
Seokie: so when is that
Joon: like tomorrow
Seokie: oh wow
Seokie: that's soon
Jinz: can you not go
Seokie: i can
Seokie: it's just i feel bad if i don't bring anything
Koo: dude
Koo: do you know how many people are going
Koo: just grab a bottle of vodka from someone and say you bought it
Seokie: sorry i'm a nice person
Yoonie: wait
Yoonie: when you say a lot of people
Yoonie: how much does that mean
Joon: the gays
Yoonie: so like a quarter of 3th and 4th year
Joon: yeah basically
Yoonie: ...
Jinz: what
Yoonie: that's like
Yoonie: 125 people
Koo: omg maths
Taetae: something you lack
Koo: wbk
Seokie: yoongi it will be fine
Yoonie: what if it isn't
Seokie: well then i'll buy you some drugs
Yoonie: what
Joon: WHAT
Seokie: sorry forgot yall don't get high
Jinz: WHICH OTHER FRIENDS PF YOURS GET HIGH
Seokie: a lot of them
Taetae: just cos you know basically everyone 🙄✋
Seokie: i actually dont
Seokie: i only know a few
Seokie: the rest are just random people who come up to me
Koo: we get it you're famous 🙄✋
Seokie: sorry 🤠
Koo: smh
Joon: so yoongi
Joon: you coming
Yoonie: i mean i guess
Joon: great
Joon: getting drunk it is
Jinz: i dont trust any of us drunk
Seokie: and nether do any of us
Taetae: wbk
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