Second choice | yoonmin✔️

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-simping for ᵀᴵᴺᵞ jimin-

Koo: i'm done🥸

Yoonie: with what

Yoonie: life

Yoonie: same

Jinz: the way yoongi just casually makes jokes about suicide

Jinz: and we act like it's nothing

Jinz: yoongi

Jinz: are you good

Yoonie: sure

Joon: bruh-

Yoonie: what

Joon: nvm

Seokie: anygays

Seokie: kook why are you done

Koo: right so because i mostly hang round with the lesbians

Jimin: hanging with his crew

Jimin: lesbians gotta stick together🤩

Koo: periodt🥸

Koo: but like yk people who do childcare

Taetae: yeah

Taetae: don't they have to do there exam next week

Koo: yes

Koo: and basically for the next week they have to take home some fake kid🥸

Seokie: fa- what🤠

Koo: it's like a doll🥸

Koo: like something you would find in the store

Taetae: like a doll

Koo: yeah🥸

Koo: so basically people in childcare have to take care of that for a week

Koo: and it deadass cries and shit like a real baby🥸

Jimin: oh that was-

Jimin: iK WHERE THIS IS GOINGHEHDHS

Koo: KAJSJSJDJJDJSJS

Koo: but like basically

Koo: lisa had one of the babies🥸

Koo: she was complaining how it wouldn't stop crying😔

Koo: mina came up and was like,,

Koo: i got annoyed with mine so i threw it in a dishwasher 🥸

Taetae: a dishwasher-

Taetae: tf even is our school

Seokie: just a bunch of gays and then some token hets and the unfortunately homophobes🤠😔

Jinz: fr tho

Jinz: kill all homophobes

Jimin: yes🥰

Koo: but like lisa was like,,

Koo: okay cool i'll do that tonight

Koo: and then the child started crying again🥸

Koo: so she threw it across the hallway🥸

Joon: i-

Koo: and the head came off-🥸

Yoonie: ngl that should happen to all babies