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(these reasons are inspired by real life situations)
you have no idea how ridiculous my elementary school teachers were,,
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IRENE
—teacher: why can't you just say something smart for once?
—irene, in the most unwavering voice ever: irene.
SEULGI
—was asked to see the principal because she left a bar of chocolate on his table on her birthday.
(actually this one was NOT bad)
he called me through the intercom and thanked me later on :)
WENDY
—unknowingly ate a whole ass jar of nutella in front of the supervisor who was allergic to nuts.
bonus: unintentionally exclaimed, "oh, busted a nut!" when she was trying to open the jar.
JOY
—saw a kid having a seizure on the floor, yelled out: "omg, he's doing the worm!"
YERI
—was caught in 4K playing minecraft during an etymology lecture.
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NAYEON
—was kicked out of class for adding bots in a kahoot lobby.
bonus: there were 30+ of them and they kept on coming.
JEONGYEON
—asked a teacher what was victoria's secret(?)
MOMO
—student: [sits on a chair that has suspicious white powder on it then gets up to answer a question]
—momo: THE CHAIR HAS COCA COLA???
SANA
—threw an eraser across the classroom because a friend needed it, ended up hitting the math teacher's prematurely-balding head.
JIHYO
—shone a laser pen at the math teacher's nether regions 🗿
MINA
—aggravated the psychology teacher's mood when she asked her to repeat the question, like, 385792750 times.
DAHYUN
—pulled a prank; consisted of pulling a chair backwards so that the owner of it would fall back on their ass, but then it backfired because the the impact dealt from the owner's head caused the chair to strike her in the gut.
in conclusion, both got sent to the principal's office.
CHAEYOUNG
—earned a detention + got sent to the principal's office for telling someone to "shut up."
TZUYU
—mimicked the math teacher's british accent because it sounded too posh.
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JISOO
—drew penises on her erasers whenever she got the chance to do so.
JENNIE
—forgot to mute herself, suddenly screamed: "SUCE MA BITE," during a french zoom class because her friend wouldn't shut up on another call.
(suce ma bite = suck my cock | in french)
ROSÉ
—suffocated a student with a football chair that belonged to the english teacher who was a liverpool fan.
LISA
—was lending someone a pencil 💀💀
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in case you haven't noticed:
01. i attend an IB school; says a lot about me knowing how to say "fuck" in 12 different languages lmao.
02. most of my pranks, insults, jokes, etc. are directed towards my math teacher. i mean, like, the dude has a mother flippin' mcdonald-shaped hairline????
(too bad he left,,,)
03. most of these scenarios happened back in my younger years, which explains m a t u r i t y as a whole now.
06. i hate all my teachers; they're fuckin' snobs.
05. idk what i was on, but i want some of it back again.
