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blackpink: [staring at a math textbook on the table]

lisa: why are we looking at a book.

rosé: well, we were given homework and now we have to do it.

lisa: jen you do it.

jennie: i'm not doing your dirty work, you prick.

lisa: so then what the hell are we supposed to do?

rosé: idk, stare at it or something.

jisoo, half-dead on the couch: or maybe if we stare at it long enough, it'll solve global warming and the animals will receive more water annually.

rosé:

jennie:

lisa:

jennie: what the fuck are you talking about?

jisoo: [looks at jennie] i don't know, i'm not even listening.

rosé, opening a rough book: okay, let's see... find the derivative of the function and equate it to zero. then, find x.

lisa: there it is [points at the x on the damn question]

chaennie:

jisoo: that was easy lol.

jennie: no you dumb b-word we're supposed to actually, like, calculate this stuff and all.

lisa: then use a calculator.

jisoo: [pushing random buttons on the calculator] oh, i got the answer.

rosé: omg show us!

jisoo: [shows them the screen where it literally spells out 'FUCK YOU']

rosé: [releases a long ass sigh]

lisa: you really are useless.

jisoo: well how the hell am i supposed to know what a diminutive is?

jennie: it's derivati–

jisoo: no.

jennie: >:(

ten minutes later...

rosé: oh my goodness this is so boring.

lisa: let's feed this book to dalgom and then tell our teacher lady that our dog ate our homework.

rosé: okay but why are we feeding him the entire book when the homework is literally on one page?

jisoo: everything was fine until i heard dalgom's name.

lisa: your dog is a demon.

jisoo: so are you.

lisa: i'm not having this conversation again.