BLACKTWICEVELVET: the chaotic gays ͡° ͜ ͡°

blackpink goes camping

in the woods...

rosé: i am happy that we brought our flashlights this time.

jisoo: ikr [points at jenlisa]

lisa, shining the light in jennie's face: bichi naneun solo~

jennie: asDHfgHsSJEKdnKs(!&#*@@£^

rosé: well, there's that.

jisoo: so the map here says that the spot should be somewhere around here and–

jennie: why are we always going back to places that nearly kill us?

jisoo: shut up no one cares—so we should keep walking straight.

rosé:

lisa, singing: i see trees–

jennie: of course we're gonna see some, we're practically surrounded by them

lisa, glaring at jennie: –of green~

jennie: oh.

jisoo: yo i found a river! [slides down the terrain like kick buttowski]

rosé: wait look we can set up our tents near it!

while setting up their tents...

lisa: okay so i think it's time we figure out who sleeps with who.

rosé: lisa that's gross.

jennie: not everything has to be about sex rosie.

rosé: fine but i'm sleeping with jisoo unnie just in case lisa suddenly starts sleep-stripping or something.

jennie: wtf she does that?????

lisa: no i don't! chong-ah, stop confusing me with you!

rosé: i wear my undergarments thank you very mu–

jisoo, shutting everyone up: okay calm down horny freaks let's finish our tent setting-up and then discuss who kills who at night.

lisa: wait what someone's gonna kill us at night?

jisoo: idk i just sleep with a knife next to me just for precautions.

jenlichaeng:

rosé: i think it's very clear who has homicidal tendencies out of all of us...

jennie: okay lisa we're done with our tent so go set up the fire.

lisa: okie! [skids away to find some firewood]

jisoo: that is a very bad idea.

jennie: duh why do you think i made lisa do it??

jisoo: [V I S I B L E  C O N F U S I O N]