in a forest in ilsan, near some trees at 11:00 PM...
jisoo: it is a lovely day to breathe in organic air.
meanwhile, jenlichaeng at the back: [literally choking on polluted air and gasping for breath]
jisoo: wtf.
rosé: sorry we can't brEATHE.
jisoo: just use your noses.
jennie: how long till we get to those damn woods?!
lisa: we're already in it.
jennie: SO WHY CAN'T I BREATHE???
jisoo: chill, you're acting like as if we're on mars.
rosé: and if we actually are??
jisoo: then we should be dead.
jennie: ugh, someone chuck me some water.
lisa: [flippin' pours water over her head]
jennie: what the actual HELL lisa??
lisa: what? you said to chuck you some water!
jennie: i meant a 'bottle'! it's a damn SAYING– man, i hope to god you're bounded by bad luck later on >:(
jisoo: chill x2 at least you feel refreshed.
jennie: yes and now i look like i just pissed on my entire body thanks for the words of encouragement unnieee 🤩 FUCKSHDHG.
jisoo:
rosé: lol.
within the daunting aura of the dark forest...
lisa: where are we? this doesn't look like the beach.
jennie: how on earth do you picture the woods as the beach??
lisa: idk lmao i just wanna swim.
rosé: i think we're lost. i had a feeling ever since we ventured into this place from the start.
jennie: eh, what makes you say that?
rosé: just look at jisoo unnie's hands...
jenlisa: [looks at jisoo]
jisoo, holding the map upside down: why're you two making ugly faces at me?
lisa: ah yes, we're ✨screwed✨ [is suddenly doing a 'have mercy' pose]
jisoo: HUH WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP ALL OF A SUDDEN?!!
rosé: lisa you look like those guys who work at the temples. stop degrading them, it's embarrassing.
lisa: bruh.
jennie: i knew i should've never given her the map.
jisoo: what're you talking about? you gave me the map because you couldn't even read the area names, you illiterate donkey.
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