CLOSET-ROPHOBIA

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in a big closet in red velvet's dorm

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in a big closet in red velvet's dorm...

joy: i'm going to CRY.

wendy: well at least we'll be getting a good water supply out of that.

yeri: playing hide and seek in the dark and choosing the closet as a hiding spot was a horrible idea.

wendy: i mean we were really bored. so this ought to help us feel less bored.

irene, fanning herself: gosh it's so warm in here.

seulgi: not my fault i'm so hot.

irene:

yeri, eyeing seulgi weirdly: do i seriously have to put up with this corny shit over the next few hours?

wendy: probably.

joy: guys i'm bored.

irene: well we need to figure a way out of here. i'm gonna make a plan or something.

wendy: nahhh, you don't say???

joy: guyS i'M BOreD.

irene: instead of being sarcastic why don't you initiate the plan, seungwan?

seulgi: wait but weren't you the one who said you're going to make the pla⁠–

joy: GUYS I'M BORED!

yeri: hi bored, i'm yeri :D

the rest of red velvet:

joy: YOU B*&^% [tackles yeri]

the rest of red velvet: !?!?@#^#@$*

after a while...

seulgi, successfully prying joy off of yeri: jisoos christ you weigh a ton.

yeri: now don't insult jisoo unnie when she's not even here.

seulgi: i was talking about you but okay.

[silence]

joy, after a while: actually on a positive note, it isn't so bad hanging out with a bunch of lesbians.

wendy: shut up sooyoung you have a boyfriend.

joy: we can be in a polyamorous relationship :))

wendy: PARK. SOOYOUNG.

joy: oh whatever [goes back to sulking]

seulgi: when's that plan coming along, bae?

irene: i think i thought of something.

wendy: yes, you thought of something. but you didn't think of a plan [turns to face the other members] see, this is how useless she is⁠– [a rack of clothes falls down on her]

yeri: lol.

wendy: wtf where did that even come from?

joy: we're in a closet. figure the rest out, geniass.

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