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in blackpink's dorm...
lisa: unnie, i have a question.
jisoo: shoot.
lisa: shoot? shoot what?
jisoo: the question, stupid.
lisa: oh, right. can viruses give birth?
jisoo: ...what.
lisa, shrugging: i was high on redbull last night and suddenly that question popped into my head.
jisoo: it probably wasn't only the drink's doing, another chromosome must've slipped in. seriously, lalisa, how did you even come to realize such a thing?
lisa: redbull.
jisoo: ugh. sit down, my phone's ringing.
meanwhile, in a pharmacy nearby...
wendy: [literally walks in and stops]
wendy:
wendy: wait what was i supposed to get again??
joy: this is why i followed you [appears out of nowhere]
wendy, startled: uhh, sasaeng much?
joy: at least i'm helping.
wendy: sure.
joy: we just need some adderall to treat irene unnie's headache.
wendy: wait, you sure it ain't panadol?
joy: pan a what now? why would she need to pan a doll??
wendy: no you dumbass, it's panadol. she clearly said that we get her a packet of panadol.
joy: really? give me the prescription.
wendy: ..we didn't get one nor even meet a doctor.
joy: exactly.
wendy: kinda concerned about how you just agreed????
dahyun, who is surprisingly a pharmacist: oh, annyeong fellow ladies that totally don't look like vocalists of a very famous girl group!
wenjoy: [turns around] dahyun?? what are you doing here?
dahyun, putting a finger to her lips: shhh, no one is supposed to know i'm here to figure out a cure for the virus.
joy: the vaccines already came out stupid why are you still trying after we almost got arrested last time?
(refer the prequel for a better idea lol)
dahyun: oh, um, good question.
dahyun, completely disregarding joy's question: anyways, since i'm here for the time being, what do y'all need?
