BLACKTWICEVELVET: the chaotic gays ͡° ͜ ͡°

wrong place, as usual

somewhere in a public library in seoul...

jisoo: i like turtles.

jennie: okay???

lisa: i have a question.

jennie: go on.

lisa: are there any gay animals?

rosé: yeah there is one rare species of monkey that is gay.

lisa: omg really which one!?

rosé: it starts with a lalisa and ends with a manoban.

lisa: ..?

jisoo, being sincere: never heard of that kind.

jennie: [slaps jisoo's arm] she's talking about lisa, you stupid chicken.

jisoo: okay but ow >:(

a few minutes later...

lisa: anyways let's start off with a bang.

rosé: excuse me? i'm not going to fUCK you right here.

jenchuli:

jisoo: okay but it's the fact that chaeng said she wouldn't legitimately fuck her here, implying that she'd do so elsewhere.

jennie: we— is that even legal?

rosé: probably not, we're in a public library after all.

jisoo: yeah and what are we even supposed to do here again?

lisa: a zoological report about the zoo.

rosé: i think you mean animals and not the zoo?

lisa: i said what i said dumb bitch.

jennie: no it is about the animals.

lisa: touché.

rosé: ugh be smart for once, enhance your knowledge because you're literally dumber than you look rn.

jennie: idk if she's gonna take that as a compliment or an insult.

lisa: how am i gonna enhance my knowledge??

rosé: use the books as a head start, dumbass.

jisoo: hey, lisa.

lisa: what?

jisoo: here [literally flings an oxford dictionary at lisa]

lisa: wait wh— [gets knocked out by the book]

jisoo:

jennie:

rosé:

jennie: that is NOT how you use a dictionary.

rosé: unnie wtf did you just kill her???

jisoo, hyperventilating: i swear it wasn't on purpose.