Danganronpa x Reader Oneshots

✏hajime hinata

summary: hajime and y/n[scenarios]

drabble: "friends don't say i love you!"

ultimate/shsl: ultimate manager

a/n: this is literally a bunch of scenarios where you're pissing off hajime. also these are same timeline of that christmas mall chapter, but it's just after new year's. funfact, you and hajime are also roommates, which is why he calls you y/n instead of boss
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"alright, hajime. c'mon out!"

"what the hell? i'm not coming out with this outfit on!"

"if you don't, i'm cutting your paycheck in half"

a loud sigh filled the room. hajime walked out.

"wow, i have to say, black and white are your colors"

i made hajime wear a maid outfit.

"i hate you"

"awe, i love you too, haji!"

"friends don't say i love you!"
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a screamed echoed throughout the house.

"Y/NNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

i ran over to hajime's room.

"what is it, hajime?"

"don't play fucking dumb, y/n! where's my ahoge?!"

"your ahoge? oh, you mean that random piece of hair that sticks up for no reason?"

"it's not for no reason! it shows that i'm a protagonist, just like, makoto, komaru, shuichi, and kaede!"

"well, that snowglobe at the mall says that kaede became kaedead, but we don't talk about that"

"y/n, i swear to atua. tell me where my ahoge is!"

i narrowed my eyes.

"listen here, you fucking bastard! protagonists are supposed to be smart. you were being an idiot last night, so i took your ahoge!"

hajime chuckled, his eye twitching a bit. he placed his face in his hands.

"you...took my ahoge?!"

"yes! and stop being a bitch about it, it'll grow back!"

"no it won't! i was born with an ahoge, and it hasn't been cut at all! now, you have to find my ahoge and....glue it back on!"

"no"

"GLUE IT BACK ON--!!!"
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it was hajime's b-day yesterday, but i forgot to make a oneshot for him. also, i got my nails done and asked for the design on hajime's tie. it worked out great