Danganronpa x Reader Oneshots

✏kiibo

summary: kiibo boyfriend scenarios

drabble: "i didn't mean to hurt you!"

ultimate/shsl: none
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"y/n, i-i wanna sing"

i smiled at him.

"sure, go ahead!"

kiibo cleared his throat, then took a deep breath.

"AAAH!"

i jumped as kiibo continued screaming, progressively getting louder. after a few more minutes, i covered his mouth.

"that was nice, kiibo! but, can you, like, not sing again? my ears are bleeding"

"i understand. it was a work in progress, i should probably change the pitch"

kiibo began rambling about what he should've changed in the "song" as i silently began to regret my life choices
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i waved goodbye to rantaro and kaede, a smile on my face. i was suddenly pushed against a wall, wincing in pain.

"oh, sorry! i didn't mean to hurt you!"

"i- kiibo! what are you doing??"

"i wanted to test out something miu told me! she said that it would help our relationship!"

i gave a confused look.

"she told me about being flirty and gave me some pick-up lines!"

"oh jeez.."

kiibo pulled out a small piece of paper.

"uhh, let's see...oh! i'm on top of things. would you like to be one of them?"

i gave kiibo a blank expression.

"hey, my name is microsoft! mind if i crash at your place tonight?"

"kiibo-"

"with school, i want an A. with you, i just wanna F"

"dude-"

"are you winter? cuz you'll be coming soon"

"please stop"

"if you're feeling down, i can feel you up"

"like, actually stop"

"are you an elevator? cuz i'll go up and down on you"

"KIIBO!"

kiibo looked up from the paper.

"yes, y/n?"

"what the hell kind of pick up lines are those??"

"they're just the ones miu gave me. after she did, she went on about some other stuff. why, did i say something wrong?"

"yes, but it's not your fault. i just need to murder miu real quick"

i rushed towards miu's lab, hearing kiibo's footsteps behind me.

"please don't! monokuma will execute you!"
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miu gave him the lines, did you expect them to be family-friendly? kiibo is too innocent for that, though.