Danganronpa x Reader Oneshots

✏kazuichi souda

summary: kazuichi scenarios

drabble: "it's just that you look...really nice in swimwear"

ultimate/shsl: ultimate warrior

a/n: y'all have that bakugo and kirishima dynamic, i think
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"you idiots! who the hell killed mahiru?! she didn't do anything wrong, yet one of you killed her!"

i pulled out one of my katanas and aimed it at hajime, chiaki, sonia, fuyuhiko, and peko.

"woah, woah! calm down, y/n!"

"shut the hell up, simp! somebody killed mahiru, and i just wanna know who did it! she was such a good person, but one of you shitheads ended her life!"

peko reached for her sword.

"oh, you wanna go, peko??!"

i began to rush towards peko, but kazuichi held me back.

"no! we don't have the time to deal with another murder! just chill out!"

i growled at him.

"i hate you--"

"no you don't! and stop saying you hate me, it's mean!"
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"sorry i'm late, assholes.."

i walked into the diner wearing my f/c swimwear. i noticed that kazuichi was staring at me.

"what're looking at, dipshit?!"

kazuichi raised his hands in defense.

"n-nothing! it's just that you look...really nice in swimwear.."

my face turned red. i smacked the back of kaz's head.

"don't say shit like that, ya idiot!"

"okay, okay! i'm sorry!"
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i sat on the beach, watching the sunset.

"hey"

i sighed, already knowing who it was.

"what the hell do you want, shark man?"

"'shark man?' isn't that a bit mean?"

"huh, i guess you're right. it's offensive to the sharks"

"anyway! what are you doing?"

"oh nothing, just murdering people- WHAT HE HELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING, I'M WATCHING THE SUNSET!!!"

kazuichi chuckled nervously.

"i never took you for the type of person to watch sunsets"

"hm. well, never judge a book by its cover. you of all people should know that"

"what's that supposed to mean? nevermind that, can i sit with you?"

"why? shouldn't you be gushing over sonia or somethin?"

"what do you mean? i don't even like sonia anymore! she's with gundham, and gundham tells me that if i keep simping for her, he'll end me and burn my clothes. he could be lying, but i'm not taking that chance. so....can i?"

i rolled my eyes.

"whatever"

kazuichi sat next me. it was silent except for the sounds of crashing waves. after a while, i yawned and leaned my head against kazuichi's arm.

==kazuichi's pov==

"hm?"

i looked over to y/n's side and saw them leaning on my arm.

"what are you doing?"

"don't..*yawns*...worry about it..."

i smiled at them.

"ya know, you might've been right about something for once in your life"

"and what would that be?"

"i don't hate you"

"see, i was right! you were just being hot-headed"

y/n glancing up at me.

"what the hell did you just say?"

"i said you were...hot?"

"nice save.."

i sighed in relief.

"anyway, why were you so mean to me?"

"do you not know the cliche? person is a jerk to another person, only for the other person to find out that the first person has a crush on them"

my face turned red.

"i- uh- wow! that's...."

"it's cool if you don't like me though, i can handle rejection"

"what? why wouldn't i like you?"

"eh?"

"you're tough, smart, and awesome, y/n. if somebody doesn't like you, then they can go die in a pit of--mmph!"

i was interuppted by y/n kissing me. after a few moments, i kissed back, resting my hands at their waist. they then wrapped their arms around my neck.

"well, isn't this nice?"

y/n and i pulled away and turned towards the direction of the voice. nagito, hiyoko, sonia, and akane were standing about three feet away from us. nagito and sonia were smiling, akane was cheering, and hiyoko was scowling.

"woo! good job, y/n! kazuichi, if you cheat, i'll break your neck!" - akane

"you two are so disgusting! who knows what would've happened if we didn't show up??" - hiyoko

"i'm so happy for you, kazuichi!" - sonia

y/n stood up.

"what the hell is wrong with you idiots?! you wanna interuppt kaz and i??! i'm gonna beat your asses!"

y/n ran over to them, the three of them running away.

"y/n!! no!!!"

i chased after them.
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💮bonus💮
kaz: i love watching the waves
y/n: i'm in love with you, kaz
kaz: ....ahh--!
y/n: *grabs him*
kaz: AHHHH!
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yeah, when i was writing this, i thought of that vine, so- i also might make a continuation but when y'all are actually dating.
lastly...
have you ever simped for a simp? that's crazy to me