Your POV
I was in my room minding my own business, scrolling through social media. It's kinda cloudy outside and I need to go pick something up from the mall. What am I supposed to pick up? You'll know soon. I closed my eyes and I put my phone on my chest and I rubbed my eyes. I then sat up from my bed and I stretched my body making a satisfying popping sound.
Y/N: Welp, I'm fucking bored. There's nothing here to do.
The, as if it was just on time, my phone rang, and it damn well caught my attention. I took my phone out of my pocket and I looked at it to see who it was that was calling, it was Marie. I gently smiled as I then picked up the phone., and I heard her smug (sometimes sweet) voice.
Y/N: Hey, beautiful. Still wanna head out for the date?
Marie: What are you talking about? Of course I am, stupid.
Y/N: Where do you wanna meet up then? I'll pick you up.
Marie: Well...it's only 8 am, and I'm still here at the studio with Callie doing the Weekend Reports, so maybe I'll be available in 11 am.
Y/N: Great, I'll see you soon.
Marie: Bye, Y/N. Love you.
Y/N: *chuckles and smiles* Love you too.
She then giggled and she hung up the call. I then walked to the bathroom and I brushed my teeth. After I finished brushing my teeth, I then took a shower. then, after I finished with my shower, I got dressed and I went downstairs, and I saw both Eliza and Cameron watching TV in the couch.
Y/N: Both of you keep the doors locked and the widows covered. I'm heading out to the mall to pick something up. If you're hungry, there's some food in the fridge.
Eliza: What are you picking up, if you don't mind me asking?
Y/N: A PC, needed to buy something that would help me get distracted.
Cameron: Pfft. Why are you gonna do? Play games? Livestreams, make videos in Squidtube?
Y/N: 1. I'm a cultured bastard, don't mess with me. 2. Maybe, maybe not. .
Cameron: The Hell? What happened to laying low?!
Y/N: That's been thrown out the window already. I mean, it's because of Pearl and her exposures of me, which didn't FUCKING help. But come on, it would've happen sooner or later.
Cameron: But...ugh, nevermind.
Eliza: Oh oh! Since you're gonna buy a PC, can I use it when you're not using it?
Y/N: Uhh, why exactly?
Eliza: I don't know, play some games in it? Like Splat Hero: Renegade (Author: I made that shit up) and Super Smash Bros.
Y/N: Hold on- WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Did I just hear you say Smash Bros?! I thought that I would never hear that name again! How is it even possible that it's still being played today?!
Eliza: Right, you didn't know. Well, the Inklings found a Time Capsule, still perfectly intact with some good items in it. And then, they found the game inside it, and so they decided to mass produce it and make millions out of it.
Y/N: Jesus Christ, if Nintendo's still alive, they'd sue your ass to Kingdom Come. That's...I don't even know what kind of crime that is.
(Author: I really don't, is it piracy?)
Y/N: How the fuck did they even manage to make a PC Port? I guess I'll let you use it then. But first things first, I still need to buy it, okay?
Eliza: Okay!
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Only One Left ( Male Human Reader x Splatoon ) (18+, Harem)
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