Hawks And Mirko!

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wtf is sleep

(You)
guys i've made a new best friend

Denki💕
wow thanks (Y/N)

Husbando
good i was getting sleepy of your shit

(You)
huh???

Izuwu
Uraraka told him that saying sleepy was way cuter than say tired

(You)
PAHAHA
but anyway

(You) added ChickenWing to the group

(You) added Bunny Bitch to the group

ChickenWing
sup fuckers

Bunny Bitch
r we allowed to swear??
actually who gives a fuck

Sero
whi r these guys

ChickenWing
im hurt u dont no me
hold upp

ChickenWing added Tokoyami to the group

Tokoyami
(L/N) i gave u their numbers so they would STOP messaging me

ChickenWing
too late my secret love child

Todoroki
oh its Hawks

Bunny Bitch
dont forget abt moi

ChickenWing
everyone forgets abt u
*wHeEzE*

Bunny Bitch
eXCUSE YOU
i'm the number 5 pro hero thankyouverymuch

ChickenWing
BITCH IM NUMBER TWO

Izuwu
NO WAY IT'S HAWKS AND MIRKO
how do you have their numbers???

(You)
skill

Tokoyami
no from me idiot

(You)
and i thought we were friends :(

Tokoyami
you've never once texted me apart from the time i gave you their numbers

ChickenWing
anyone wanna grab kfc with me

(You)
ME!!
MEE!!

Izuwu
...
is that considered cannibalism

Todoroki
yes

ChickenWing
no
well fuck you too Shoto

Todoroki
i know you wanna

(You)
SIR-
THIS IS A MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU

Bunny Bitch
you gon catch a case Hawks

Chicken Wing
i'm innocent i swear

Izuwu
Todo no 😃🔪

Todoroki
yeah i can see what you mean about him being scary now (L/N)

(You)
IK HE'S TERRIFYING
IZUKU PUT THE KNIFE AWAY

Izuwu
N O 😃🔪

Todoroki
how come you're on first name terms with him 😔🤚

(You)
because he scares me and you have to become friends with him so that he doesn't murder you whilst you sleep
but i'll call you Shoto and you can call me (Y/N) if ya want...

Izuwu
pick wisely

Todoroki
I'M NOT SURE WHICH WAY YOU WANT ME TO GO
UH-
hi (Y/N)...
how's... life?

(You)
terrible
thanks for asking Shoto 😽✌️

Izuwu
good choice ☺️

ChickenWing
why are we all so scared of Deku
he's a cinnamon roll

(You)
don't go there
HE COULD BLAST YOU AWAY WITH HIS P I N K Y

Todoroki
whilst breaking it in the process

(You) changed "Todoroki" to "SHOTOOOO"

SHOTOOOO
...
is that supposed to represent my father

(You)
yes.

SHOTOOOO
fair

Izuwu
excuse you
i haven't broken any bones in months!

Recovery Girl💖 got added to the chat

Recovery Girl💖
L I E S

Recovery Girl💖 got removed from the chat

(You)
IT HAPPENED AGAIN

SHOTOOOO
AHHHHHHHHH

Husbando
BEGONE DEAMONS

Izuwu
wut

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