A/N: Try and rip my head cannons from my cold, dead hands. TRY IT BITCH
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Bakusquad Bitches
(You)
how do you passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower?
do not ask why i need to know this
Denki💕
geraniums, foxgloves, meadowsweets, yellow carnations, and orange lilies
do not ask why i know this
(You)
thank
Denki💕
welc
MINA
so.
denks.
you know how to say fuck you in flower but not how to do math
Denki💕
MATH IS WEIRD
LIKe?????
IT WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH
WHY DO YOU NEED TO THROW THE GODDAMN ALPHABET IN THERE?????????
WHEN DO I NEED TO KNOW ALGEBRA IF IM AN ADULT????
KIRI
dude???
where were u this morning >:(
Denki💕
suddenly i cannot read japanese anymore
Kacchan
wait what.
MINA
is? that? english??
Sero
since when can u speak english???
Ojiro 2.0
google translates a Thing, dumbasses
Sero
oh yeah lol
Denki💕
hAters 🙄🙄🙄
i'm fluent in english if you MUST know
just dyslexia's a little BITCH
speak to text is an amazing thing
MINA
dude what are u saying
my dumb little brain ain't got the smarts
Denki💕
daily things Mineta says 🥰
Ojiro 2.0
NOPE NOPE NOPE
IM NOT TRANSLATING THAT
IDC THE CHANCE IS NOT WORTH IT
Denki💕
mineta's not THAT bad
KIRI
he was homophobic to me when i said i was gay 🥰
(You)
he was whAt with the what nOw
Denki💕
brb.
Ojiro 2.0
what's he gonna do???
Kacchan
hopefully beat up the fucker so i can join him
wtf is sleep
Husbando
what the fUCK KAMINARI????
Denki💕
yw 🥰
(You)
WHAT DID DENKI DO??
Husbando
so.
i'm chilling in 1-C.
Mic is saying some shit abt i don't even no (he's our homeroom teacher)
and kami burst through the doors and literally DROPKICKS mineta into the wall
points at him, screams 'stay in gen ed you perv!'
points at me, yells at Mic 'we would like to request that Hitoshi Shinso join class 1-A, please and thank you' and then just RUNS out the door.
and like?????
everyone??? was??? in??? shock??????
and Mic just blinks a few times before going 'alright shinso, you heard the guy.'
so????? im???? in?????? the??? hero??? course????
wtf???
Izuwu
excellent.
(You)
godammit now i'm the only one not in the hero course
🎶aLl aRouNd mE aRe fAmiLiAr fAceS🎶
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Wrong Number | MHA Text Fic
FanfictionWhere (Y/N) (L/N) is added to a group chat by accident and chaos ensues -=-=-=-=-=- • You're practically shipped with everyone (though currently there will be no actual dating) • Reader is B I S E X U A L if you don't like that then don't read • T...
