Wrong Number | MHA Text Fic

Quirks

Wtf is Sleep

(You)
GUYS
SO
BIG BRAIN MOMENT

Husbando
(L/N) stop with the conspiracy theories they make no sense

(You)
Shut up
They make perfect sense
BUT LIKE
SHOULDN'T TOKOYAMI MIGRATE?!
CUZ HE IS A BIRD-

Denki💕
NO I WAS LEGIT THINKING THIS
CUZ I WAS WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ON BIRDS THE OTHER DAY

Ojiro 2.0
Why... birds?

Denki💕
I dunno it came up on my Netflix recommendation

Sero
I wanna see what his parents look like
Did his mum fuck a bird or something?

Husbando
Surely it's his quirk

(You)
Wait what would Tokoyami have looked like without his bird head
Cuz quirks come in around 4 right??

Ojiro 2.0
Bro imagine just coming into school one day and suddenly you have a bird head
Like: "yeah I got my quirk. And now I'm a bird"

Denki💕
Sure Jiro you didn't always have those ear thingys right?

(You)
EAR THINGYS DHSKIFISDI
But what about Mineta???
Was he bald or something?
Or did his hair just disappear when he got his quirk??

Husbando
It said: ight ima head out

Denki💕
Dude that meme's dead

Husbando
Shut up.
You're dead.

Sero
Literally so many people would look sooo different without their quirks
WAIT WHAT ABOUT SHOJI

(You)
As to quote Kacchan:
OH MY FUCKING FUCK
You're on to something here Sero
HOLY SHIT WHAT ABOUT HAGAKURE

Husbando
Who?

(You)
The invisible girl that never wears clothes for some reason

Husbando
Oh

Denki💕
WE SHOULD GET HER TO SHOW US A PIC OF HER BEFORE

Ojiro 2.0
Would that be rude??

(You)
Bish I dunno
I bet she's just waiting for people to ask

Sero
Ya know sometimes when I enter a room I say "Hi Hagakure" just in case

Izuwu
Wait what did I miss

(You)
Scroll up

Izuwu
Honestly I was kinda thinking about that
But back to migrating would Hawks migrate?

Ojiro 2.0
I don't think so
Cuz he only has the wings of a bird

Todoroki
I'M TELLING YOU
TOKOYAMI IS HAWKS' SECRET LOVE CHILD

(You)
Todo that's kinna sus that you and Midoriya came on at the same time...

Todoroki
What are you implying?

Denki💕
✨seggs✨

Ojiro 2.0
DENKI KAMINARI
DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS IN FRONT OF MIDORIYA

Izuwu
Lmao what
I'm not as innocent as you think djsiidid

Todoroki
It's very true
I just went with it because it was funny seeing people panic
Tsu is in on it too

(You)
OH MY FUCK
SO IT WAS MIDORIYA THAT TYPED THAT MESSAGE
NOT TODOROKI

Izuwu
Yupatoodles
I only kinda pretend cuz I don't want Kacchan to feel bad

Denki💕
HAH JIRO YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT NOW

Ojiro 2.0
Shut up

Izuwu
You know Sero when you said that sometimes you say "Hi Hagakure" when you enter a room?

Sero
Yeah

Izuwu
Well I did that once and she was actually in the room so now she thinks I'm some sort of pervert that can see through her invisibility

MINA
Oh so THAT'S why she's been avoiding you
I thought she had a crush on you or something

(You)
...can you?

Izuwu
Wtf no

Ojiro 2.0
Say what you want but it's SO weird seeing Midoriya type these things

Todoroki
(L/N) that girl T just texted me and asked for Midoriya's number
I'm not sure why as she's in a group with him

(You)
That bitch she should've asked me
I feel betrayed

Husbando
Who's T?

MINA
(Y/N)'s other wife 😭

Husbando
Yeah she does that
She has two husbands and two wives
Well three wives now

MINA
WAIT WHAT

(You)
DAMN YOU SHINSO
HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT MY SECOND-

Husbando
I have my sources
A.K.A. Kaminari

Denki💕
BRO WTF??
IF KIRI WERE HERE HE'D SAY THAT WASN'T VERY MANLY

Sero
Remind me why I'm friends with you guys again?

(You)
Idk it's your choice not mine

Sero
Touché

(You)
Damn that's a fancy word
First Aoyama and now Monoma?
Who are you? Toga?

Izuwu
Maybe don't mention villains in a group chat (L/N)

Sero
AW HELL NAW
I AIN'T A VILLAIN

(You)
BITCH VILLAINS ARE COOL
AND HOT
LIKE DAYUM

Todoroki
What the fuck
Did you just praise villains

(You)
COME ON
LIKE DENKI YOU'VE SEEN THEM
THEY'RE HOT

Denki💕
She's not wrong
NOT THAT I WOULD DATE THEM-
Ahem

Izuwu
Toga keeps hitting on me and Uraraka and it's getting quite concerning

(You)
Well there's another bi queen for ya

MINA
Why are there so many gay people in our class

(You)
Fun fact: I have a villains number

Husbando
Wait what the fuck

MINA
How do you-
Why do you-

Izuwu
I'm not even surprised anymore

Denki💕
IS IT DABI?!
I mean-
That's very bad (Y/N)
But gimme the number

Todoroki
Kaminari why-

Denki💕
SO I CAN REPORT IT-
MHM
DEFO