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(You)
OMFG
YOU TRAITORS

KIRI
What?

MINA
Wtf did you do now Bakuhoe

Kacchan
OH MY FUCKING FUCK RACOON EYES
DONT CALL ME THAT
DIPSHIT DOESNT EVEN CALL ME THAT AND THEY'RE THE ONE THAT CAME UP WITH IT
AND I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

MINA
Yeah sure Bakuhoe

KIRI
Mina please stop making Bakubro scream it's hurting my ears

Ojiro
Guys stop getting off track
(L/N) was calling us traitors

(You)
HELL YEAH OJIRO
wait
Ojiro
Jiro

Todoroki
I knew it.
Jiro is Ojiro's dad's secret love child.

Izuwu
Todoroki no.
We talked about this.

(You)
DJSIFDI SECRET LOVE CHILD?!
EXPLAIN TODOROKI

Kacchan
YOU IDIOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Todoroki
Well I've come up with many theories about secret love children.
Such as:
All Might -> Midoriya
Aizawa -> Shinso
Present Mic -> Kaminari
Hawks -> Tokoyami
Kazoo Kid -> Monoma
And the list goes on.

(You)
OH YEAH
THIS BRINGS ME BACK TO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
YOU TRAITORS
I TRUSTED YOU

MINA
What is it??!

(You)
SO
I WAS SITTING THERE
TALKING TO MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL
AND SHE SAYS "OH ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THE UA SPORTS FESIVAL TONIGHT"

Personal Kaminari Killer
Oh-

Kaminari☠️
-fuck

(You)
AND THEN I SAY "SURE WHY NOT"
SO WE WATCH IT TOGETHER
AND OFC WE HAD TO WATCH THE FIRST YEARS BECAUSE THEY HAD JUST GOTTEN ATTACKED BY VILLAINS AFTER ALL

Kacchan
HAH

(You)
AND THEN
I SEE
A VERY FAMILIER FACE STARING BACK AT ME
WITH RED AND WHITE HAIR

Todoroki
Me?

(You)
YES YOU IDIOT
AND I SEE SOME VERY FAMILIER NAMES AS WELL

Ochacutie
It's because we didn't want you to treat us differently...

(You)
OF COURSE I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY

NOW THAT I KNOW HOW FUCKING ATTRACTIVE YOU ALL ARE-
Minus Mineta.
Like what the actual fawk
Who messed up when it was time to make him-

Kacchan
HFJDKIFISIS HEAR THAT SHITTY HAIR I AM ATTRACTIVE

KIRI
Yeah but so am I Bakubro

Kaminari☠️
I'M ATTRACTIVE?!?!

Personal Kaminari Killer
KAMINARI'S ATTRACTIVE?!?

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