Kaminari

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(You)
Oi, Pikachu

Kaminari☠️
Yeah?

(You)
OMFG YOU DO REPLY TO PIKACHU
I THOUGHT KACCHAN WAS LYING
JDDKFKKFS IM DECEASED
H E L P MY CLASSMATES ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD

Kacchan
That's cuz you are weird dipshit

(You)
Why thank you 😊

Todoroki
Has anyone seen Midoriya

Kacchan
Idk where he is.
Idc where he is.
Leave. Me. Alone.

KIRI
Bakubro he wasn't talking to JUST you
And no Todobroki I haven't seen Midoriya

(You)
OMFG BAKUBRO THE NAMES JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

Kacchan
SHITTY HAIR I WILL STRANGLE YOU

(You)
Okay so.
I was up all night thinking another name for Kacchan.

Izuwu
Todoroki?

Todoroki
Ah! Midoriya!
Meet me at school in 5 minutes

Izuwu
Uh- okay?

Kacchan
No.
Keep the conversation going.
I don't like where (L/N) is taking this.

(You)
Ohohoho you know my name now Bakuhoe?






KIRI
Bakubro just screamed aloud and threw his phone into a bush
Bakuhoe* sorry

Todoroki
That bush was Midoriya's hair.

KIRI
THIS IS BAKUGOU
I AM NOT A HOE
DIPSHIT I HATE YOU
LEAVE
NOW
JXJICIOJSJ839jfjak&,&:oso893jfjd

(You)
Yay I broke Bakuhoe

Izuwu
Yay?

KIRI
So I just fought Bakubro

Izuwu
WHAT?!
ARE YOU OKAY?!

Kacchan
COME BACK HERE SHTTY HAIR
IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU
ILL ONLY KILL YOU A LITTLE BIT

Boss Man
This is inappropriate use of our group chat.

(You)
Shush this is entertaining
Instant serotonin

MINA
omfg
Monoma just gave me his number

KIRI
Why hello there fellow caps user

MINA
Why hello there ;)

Ochacutie
Yeah (Y/N) what's up with our names?

(You)
That's for me to know and you to find out

Kacchan
FUCK YOU DIPSHIT
ILL STAB YOUR PARENTS

(You)
Jokes on you they don't even care about me🤪

Sero
What the fawk is going on here 😃

Kaminari☠️
I just sit back and observe

(You)
Wait Kami you've been here this whole time- 👀

Kaminari☠️
Yeah?

(You)
JIRO

Personal Kaminari Killer
You called?

Kaminari☠️
OH SHIT-
OH NO-
OH FUCK-
PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME-

Kacchan
HAHAH KILL HIM
KILL HIM GOOD
TAKE PICTURES

Kaminari☠️
WHAT THE FUCK

KIRI
KAMI
BRO
IM COMING

Kaminari☠️
QUICKLY
I CAN HEAR ME
OMG
HELP
SHE'S RIGHT THERE
AHHH
I'M GOING TO DIE
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT
I'M BISEXUAL

Personal Kaminari Killer
What

Kacchan
What

KIRI
What

MINA
What

(You)
What

Ojirou
What

Todoroki
What

Izuwu
What

Ochacutie
What

Boss Man
What

Kaminari☠️
Did I-
Did I say something wrong??

(You)
You're bi?

Kaminari☠️
Yeah?

KIRI
As in attracted to both the male and female species?

Kaminari☠️
Yeah...?

MINA
WHOOP YOU FINALLY CAME OUT

Kaminari☠️
What

(You)
Yeah bro
I knew you were bi since like day one
Tbh I was thought you'd already come out but then I texted Mina and yeah-

Kaminari☠️
So you-
You knew?

(You)
Yeah. Duh.
It's pretty obvious.

Shoji
... I didn't.

(You)
AND THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU CAN DO NO WRONG

Kaminari☠️
Wait you were talking about me 😏

(You)
🖕

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