phone calls // cake

Part 9

luke:"i wanna talk with michael."

calum:"luke...ITS MONDAY!"

luke:"what is that suppose to be?"

luke:"ohhhh wait forget it."

calum:"dipshit."

luke:"well you wanna call ashton?"

calum:"sure."

calum added ashton to the phone chat.

ashton:"hel*moans*lo?"

luke:"oh come the fuck on!"

luke:"can't we talk to you guys without hear a damn moan like shit."

line disconnected

calum:"did he really just leave him alone with a moaning ashton?"

ashton:"yep!*moans*"

calum:"ashton,who are you fucking?"

calum:"and why did i just ask that stupid question?"

ashton:"you're a stupid*moans* shithead,thats *groans* why."

calum:"well are you guys done have sex for i can add luke back because now i miss him."

ashton:"ugh! fine!"

-5 minutes later-

ashton:"okay we're done,we're continuing on wednesday."

calum:"thank you."

calum:"and ew."

calum added luke back into the phone chat

luke:"please fûcking tell me they are done sticking each other dicks up each other asses."

ashton:"yes."

luke:"good because if i hear another moan from you,michael and even calum,i'm gonna cut a bitch."

ashton:"why you gotta be so violent?"

luke:"because i can."

luke:"it's my specialty."

ashton and calum:"when have you ever had a specialty?"

luke:"you know what? leave me alone."

calum:"kinda hard when you're still on the line,lucas."

luke:"wELL."

luke:"I'm just gonna go because y'all are some rude ass hoes."

luke:"bye!"

ashton and calum:"bye."

line disconnected

a/n:lol i laughed when luke left tho,like he never had sex with calum before*scoffs*

so thoughts? ashton having sex while on the phone? Luke leaving the convo? luke's 'specialty'?

well buh-bye!

p.s.and to anyone that didn't know yet,i'm writing a sequel for sexting and no,this is not the sequel at all,this is a spin-off,there's a complete difference.