phone calls // cake

Part 10

Thanks for the idea @_Lexi_is_a_penguin_(sorry,forgot your user)

calum:"hello."

calum:"luke?"

calum:"luke this better not be a prank phone call."

luke:"heeeelllllllooooo calum."

calum:"luke? are you drunk?!

luke:"*giggles* noooooo!"

luke:"good boys don't drink."

calum:"please tell me you're at home."

luke:"no i'm in michael's ass,yes i'm home you little twurd."

calum:"........the sass is real."

luke:"*giggles* *moans*

calum:"......why are you moaning?"

luke:"*giggles* I'm masturbating."

calum:"...............what.........the.......flying...........hell."

luke:"don't judge."

calum:"first michael,then ashton now you,i don't need friends,they disappoint me."

luke:"but*moans* i'm your boyfriend."

calum:"you really want me to say it while your drunk?"

luke:"*moans* ..........no."

calum:"good now can you stop masturbating,like this is sad to hear."

luke:"you jelly*laughs*"

calum:"i am not."

luke:"you soooooo jelly dat you got no dick up yo ass."

calum:"i am not!"

luke:"yes you are*laughs* if a dick ain't up yo ass,you get cranky."

calum:"..............wanna have sex?"

luke:"you could've*hiccups* asked from the*giggles* beginning you stupid*hiccups* bitch."

calum:"i don't need the sass."

calum:"i'm coming over in ten minutes."

luke:"*giggles* yay."

line disconnected

a/n:HAVE YALL SEEN MICHAEL'S NEW HAIR COLOR LIKE OMFG HELP MEEEEE PLEASE! I CANNOT BREATHE.

JESUS CHRIST.

so at the top or side is a pic of michael's hair if some of y'all didn't see it yet and a video of how luke moaned(#sorrynotsorry)

so thoughts? Luke masturbating? luke drunk? luke thinking calum was jelly he wasn't getting no dick up his ass?

well bye!!!