phone calls // cake

Part 6

luke:"i'm a good boy,i'm daddy's favorite."

calum:"and you called me...why?"

luke:"because i'm da boss."

calum:"i slept with michael."

luke:"what? bUT hES mARRIED!"

calum:"i'm cheating on you and michael is cheating on ashton."

luke:"brah!"

calum:"lol jk."

luke:"brb."

luke added michael to the phone chat.

michael:"what *moans* do you need *groans* want?"

luke and calum:"ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH ASHTON NOW?!"

michael:"n-*moans* no!"

luke:"omfg."

calum:"i'm done with life forever and ever."

michael:"then hang*moans* the fuck*groans* up!"

luke:"YOU HANG UP! YOU MOANING LIKE NO TOMORROW!"

michael:"alright*moans and groans* bye."

line disconnected

luke:"that was...weird."

calum:"yes...yes it was."

luke:"........i'm gonna bathe in holy water now."

calum:"can i bathe with you?"

luke:"yes you can."

line disconnected.

a/n:i haven't updated since last week i think?

so thoughts? michael having sex while talking to luke and calum? luke and calum about to bathe in holy water?

well buh-bye!