phone calls // cake

Part 5

calum:"COME ON LET ME CHANGE YOU TICKET HOME!"

luke:"should i even ask?"

calum:"what? that's my jam."

luke:"but really?"

calum:"you try singing on of your fave one direction song."

luke:"WE MUST BE FIREPROOF!"

calum:"........"

calum:"well done my friend."

luke:"correction:boyfriend."

calum::"you slick mother fucker."

luke:"hey don't swear."

calum:"*facepalms*"

calum:"ow,that hurts."

luke:"hahahahahaha that's what you get you twat."

calum:"why are you so mean?"

luke:"because i'm horny."

calum:"what does that have to do with anything?"

luke:"because i am."

calum:"please don't make me disconnect this line."

luke:"WE GET SO DISCONNECTED!"

a/n:i actually have no author note.

so thoughts?

so i have to go because i'm watching Henry danger now so peace out girl or boy scout.

bye xxx