phone calls // cake

Part 7

calum:"so..."

luke:"so..."

calum:"yesterday was awkward."

luke:"yes."

luke:"yes it was."

calum:"should we call them for why they were fûcking yesterday."

luke:"just to be safe...call ashton's phone because yesterday,michael was moaning to loud,the dead even heard him."

calum:"true."

calum added ashton to the phone chat

ashton:" 'Ello?"

luke and calum:"hey ash."

ashton:"what's up?"

luke:"let me ask a question..."

ashton:"shoot."

luke:"why were you fucking michael yesterday?"

ashton:"what? we didn't fuck yesterday."

calum:"lies."

ashton:"wait...was he moaning and groaning?"

luke and calum:"yes."

ashton:"FUCKING HELL! He was jerking off yesterday."

luke:"ohhhhh."

calum:"that explains why we didn't we didn't you moan."

ashton:"moron."

luke:"well how would we know?"

ashton:"i fucking told you before."

ashton:"on mondays,wednesdays and fridays are the days michael jerks himself off."

luke and calum:"how is that even possible?"

ashton:"i have no idea."

ashton:"anyway,i gotta go now."

ashton:"peace."

luke and calum:"peace."

line disconnected

luke:"oh."

luke:"he was jerking...off."

calum:"i wanna try that someday."

luke:"yeah...bye."

line disconnected

a/n:this chapter was really weird...like very weird.

so thoughts? ashton confessing? michael about jerking himself off? luke and calum confused af?

today is the season finale of AHS and I WANNA SCREAM!

well bye xxx