phone calls // cake

Part 12

luke:"ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!?!?"

calum:"no but i wish i could."

luke:"shut up you twurd."

luke:"MICHAEL IS BACK TO GALAXY HAIR!"

luke:"SO BLUE AND PURPLE AGAIN!"

calum:"you should like a fangirl."

luke:"correction,fanboy."

calum:"yeah yeah potato potahto."

luke:"ashton is gonna freak the fuck out."

calum:"i know.michael can't hide it for lo-"

incoming call from ashton

calum:"hey i'm gonna put you on hold while i talk to ashton."

luke:"kk.

puts luke on hold

pick up ashton's call

calum:"hello?"

ashton:"MICHAEL DYED HIS HAIR BLUE AND PURPLE?! HE IS NOT HAVING THAT GALAXY HAIR AGAIN!"

calum:"......you know he can hear you,right?"

ashton:"uh...no."

calum:"what do you mean by 'no'?"

ashton:"we kinda had a little argument."

calum:"how little?"

ashton:"so little that he's staying at his parents house for a week?"

calum:"aShToN."

calum:"what the hell is wrong with you?"

ashton:"i'm sorry but i didn't plan to marry someone who's gonna end up bald by the time they turn 20 years old."

calum:"so childish."

calum:"but just because of something stupid,doesn't mean you have to fight all about it.like me and luke fight all the time and we are still together."

ashton:"well that's because you and luke are a thing and me and michael are the thing."

calum:"....are you crying?"

ashton:"n-no."

calum:"listen...just go over to his parents house and apologize and then you two can have make-up sex."

ashton:"*sniffles* t-thanks calum."

calum:"no prob."

line disconnected

puts luke back on call

luke:"*cries* that was so beautiful,calum."

calum:"did you hear that?"

luke:"well duh since you don't k ow how to work a damn simple phone."

line disconnected

a/n:mikey's hair is purple and blue now,my friend,J wants to cut off his dick. lord jesus.

so thoughts? any thoughts?

anyway,i have a whole week off so yay! and suggest some idea on what luke and calum should talk about next.

bye xx