phone calls // cake

Part 3

luke:"big big booty,but you gotta a big booty."

calum:"i have a big booty and a big dick."

luke:"dude...michael got a bigger one than you."

calum:"YOU DONT KNOW THAT!"

luke:"calm down,babe,I was kidding...not."

calum:"THEN HAVE SEX WITH ME AND MIKEY AND SEE WHO HAS THE BIGGER BOOMERANG!!!!"

luke."babe...I was still kidding,seriously."

calum:"you better be."

luke."so we good?"

calum:"good because i love your asian ass."

luke:"but you're the asian one..."

calum:"not what i heard from liz."

luke:"one reason why i hate my mother."

calum:"hahahahahahaha."

luke:"weirdo."

calum:a dude named calum used to ride on luke's dick

line disconnected

a/n:my hair is done and beautiful but now my mom gotta put the rollers in and i gotta keep them in until monday*sigh*

so thoughts? luke teasing calum about having a short dick? calum getting upset?

so hopefully i'll be able to update jail time again and the hemmings and maybe posting a new story.

well bye xxx