𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎// 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚊

noya drove his fancy car home with lovely peaches in the back seat. he could hear lovely peaches making some noise. the heck? it sounds demented. noya thought. he parked in his driveway, when he walked in tanaka was sitting on the couch. " what's up bro, i wanted to see your new pet!" the bald male said.

" oh yeah sure thing!" the shorter male replied bringing in the box. the two bestfriends looked in the box and lovely peaches soon jumped out at their faces. it landed on the floor and started knocking everything over. " lovely peaches, no!!" noya called out. tanaka then stared at noya for a bit. " what? tsukishima told me he named it lovely peaches!" noya said. who in their right mind would give a poor raccoon that wretched name!? the wing spiker thought to himself and slightly chuckled at the weirdness.

tanaka saw that his friend was having trouble with lovely peaches over there, so he decided to text the group chat. surely they must know a thing or two about raccoons.... or something.

tanaka 🧑🏻‍🦲:
um.. so noya has a new pet
raccoon so we are at his house
and it's kind of attacking
us.

read by everyone 9:05 pm

y/n 🤠:
oh he has a pet raccoon? that's
actually a cool kind of pet (:

read by everyone 9:06

daichi 👮🏻‍♂️:
wait.. tanaka ..what do you mean " kind of "
attacking you.. hold on where
did you even get one?

read by everyone 9:06 pm

tanaka 🧑🏻‍🦲:
i think he said he got it
from tsukishima or something

read by everyone 9:08 pm

y/n 🤠:
..wait he got it from
who now? 😃

read by everyone 9:10 pm

y/n 🤠:
AHHHJDJKDJDJJDJD
RIPNOYAUWILLBEMISSED
DJJDJDJDJHAHHAHAD
😃😃😃😃

read by everyone 9:10 pm

daichi 👮🏻‍♂️:
what y/n... anyway tanaka you need
to make sure noya doesn't get bit or anything ,
it's very likely it can carry a disease.

read by everyone 9:11 pm

tanaka 🧑🏻‍🦲:
okay!

read by everyone 9:12 pm

hinata 🍊:
NOO :( NOYA CANT BE WITH
TSUKIS RACCOON, THAT IS
SO BAD FOR HIM :(((( 

read by everyone 9:13 pm

kageyama 🥛:
wow hes a raccoon
weirdo 🤠💅🏻

read by everyone 9:14 pm

daichi 👮🏻‍♂️:
can you guys stop blaming
tsukishima for everything bad
that goes on? this is a serious matter!

read by everyone 9:16 pm

tsukishima 🦖:
yeah seriously

read by everyone 9:18 pm

yamaguchi 🍠:
yeah it isn't tsukis fault :(

read by everyone 9:19 pm

hinata 🍊:
.......

read by everyone 9:20 pm

kageyama 🥛:
........

read by everyone 9:20 pm

y/n 🤠:
..........

read by everyone 9:21 pm

tanaka 🧑🏻‍🦲:
...noya needs some
help..i have to go now but thx
for the advice on the biting daichi
daichi 👍🏻!

read by everyone 9:23 pm

by the time tanaka put his phone away, he saw that noya was bleeding. oh no! well we still have time until it effects his brain he thought for a second. however, something was off. the disease seemed to already make noya drool.

can regular old rabies effect someone that quickly?

noya started foaming at the mouth and started growling at tanaka. " woah woah, buddy. settle down. " tanaka said as he tried to calm down his friend. noya then hissed at him and climbed up the wall like a spider in fast motion. he jumped to the ceiling. noya started to hang from the fan and kick his feet from it.

oh boy was tanaka in for a rough ride