𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘

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𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘

𝗔 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢





- 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 -


NI-KI : I swear to god! Who ate my chocolate for godsake!!?


Heeseung : not me

Sunghoon : not shine not me~

Jungwon : ITS WRONG COwAr- *voice cracks*

Jake : it's 'NOT SHY' BY ITZY SUNBAE-NIM *sassyyy*

Jay : *reading a book called "how to survive through chaos on a daily basis"*

Sunoo : I would've answered but *chuckles dramatically* I don't like publicity *flips hair*

Sunghoon : sorry my fault, I'm not a midzy *scoffs* I stan redvelvet for clear skin and handsome face-

Y/n out of nowhere with a chocolate in her hand : dude i- *laughs* you think you're handsome pfft- stan twice hoes

Sunghoon : ah sad, nobody cares *stares at y/n deadass*


- But suddenly, y/n was tackled down and the chocolate in her hands was gone in a minute, her life flashed through her eyes -

Y/n : *gAsP* WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE?!!! I JUST BOUGHT IT FROM NEOCITY FFS! DO Y'ALL KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS?!!

NI-KI : THIS.IS.MINE! STAY. AWAY. LIARRrrR

Sunghoon : red velvet is best y'know-

Jake : I think it's getting too chaotic in here-

Sunoo : *painting his nails sassily* hunnyy, do you think I care~ hmPh-

Jay : *being calm in a chaotic situation*

Heeseung : ah shit..here we go again

Jungwon : *smiling through the pain* why is it always me who had to suffer-


Y/n : twice is betterRR-

Sunghoon : red velvet


Y/n : twice


Sunghoon : red velvet


Y/n : chocolate

Sunghoon : twice-


Y/n: AHH HAAAH! GOTCHAA *laughing*

Jay : I'm telling Y'ALL, stan kpop, and stop those fanwars, every idol work their ass off just for you guys entertainment yet you all are arguing on who's the best and who had 100+ mil views should only deserve all the awards. It's not that it. Respect every group, respect humanity, thank you for coming to my tedtalk.


Sunoo : periodT~


Jake : PERIODTTTT~ *clapping hands*


JUNGWON : *proud tears* I'm the mother y'all, *wiping tears away*



Sunghoon : yeah I agree on that *smiles handsomely*


Y/n : yeah guys, he's right


Niki nomming 'his' chocolate : byeavh *mouthful*


Y/n : *sudden mental breakdown*


Everyone : *dead silence* *insert cricket' sounds*

Y/n : my chocolate...


Heeseung : niki give it to her, it's hers


Niki : but it's mine!


Heeseung : how are you so sure?




Niki : how are you so- *frown* why are you so sus?


Heeseung : i- i fight for justice! I saw y/n going to neo city!

Niki : but still- *looking him up and down with sus*

Sunghoon : plot twist : he's the one who ate your chocolate

Jake : plot twist : it's actually Niko's chocolate

Sunghoon : *looking at Jake and done with him* stop it you simp

Jake : who tf are you calling simp-

Niki : guys...cut the cameras... deadass


Everyone : *looking around for a camera it cut*

Heeseung : *sweating profusely*

Niki : it's you..*pointing at Heeseung* who ate my chocolate, isn't it?

*Dramatic bgm raise*

Everyone : *nervous*

Heeseung : N-no! Not me!

Sunghoon : *whispering* not shine, not me~ itzayyy

Niki : thEN WHAT IS THIS YOU LIARRR!!?? *wiping the corner of his mouth which is.. chocolate??!*

Jay : *sighh* it happens daily! Why can't a normal day exist?

Y/n : but what about MY CHOCOLATE?!

Niki : *feeling somewhat sorry* I'll buy you new, stop overreacting smh

Heeseung : buy me one too, right-


EVERYONE : SHUT. UP



Jay : cut the cameras...deadass *done*



- This is everyday in dumbassery dorm, a normal day -








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idk wtf this is

this was requested by MomotaDutta and I know this is not you what you expected but thank you so much for requesting


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