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Tenya: Why is Todoroki hiding behind me?

Tenya: Why does Bakudad have a KNIFE?!

Tenya: MISTER AIZAWA!! HELP ME!!

Tenya: AHHHH!!! I'M BEING USED AS A HUMAN SHIELD!?

Tenya: ISTG IF SOMEONE DOESN'T HELP ME RN IM GONNA EXPOSE YOU!!!!!!!

2:25 PM

Tenya: I'm in Recovery Girl's office, I have four stab wounds and a small burn mark on me.

Tenya: Katsuki has a stash of Hentai under his bed.

Katsuki: WTF FOUR EYES?!?! WHATD I DO?!

Tenya: Oh so NOW YOU ANSWER?! AFTER I WAS STABBED AND BURNED?!

Katsuki: DON'T MEAN YA GOTTA TELL GOD AND EVERYONE TF I HAVE YOU SHIT HEAD!!!

Tenya: Oh fucking boo hoo.

Enji: I'M REALLY SORRY TEN! I DIDN'T MEAN TO BURN YOU! I'M SORRY!

Masaru: I'd say sorry, but like, little shit got in the way of my knife.

Tenya: I know you're sorry Todoroki.

Tenya: And fuck you all for letting it happen, I saw you recording Jirou.

Jirou: Whoops

Tenya: Guess it's time.

Tokoyami: For??

Tenya: What I did to Bakugou of course. :)

Denki: HE USED AN EMOJICON AND HE'S CUSSING!! WHDHAJDHAIFHKSHFSKDBKSJD SOMEONE SAVE US!!!

Tenya: Denki knows how to use his quirk, he just acts stupid to get out of training.

Denki: BRO!

MisterZawa: Really now?

Denki: Shit-

Tenya: Shoto, whom now knows about Katsuki's stash, watches romcoms because he has nothing better to do that cry about two people in love and one of them dying at the end. I know because I've seen him with a thing of ice cream, crying and going on about it like his cat just died.

Shoto: And your brother loves you why again?!

Tenya: Stfu, I'm speaking.

Katsuki: Little shit-

Tenya: Nozomi had a stash of ice cream tubs in her closet, she only eats it after every exam.

Nozomi: And suddenly, I didn't know how to read.😀

MisterZawa: Alright Iida, that's enough. It's funny, but enough.

Tenya: Mister Aizawa learned how to use his capture weapon from hanging out with strippers.

MisterZawa: You little fuck.

BloodBitch: LMAO! THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!

Nozomi: WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU LEARNED HOW TO DO THAT FROM SPIDERMAN!? 🥺

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