🔪His Mistake🔪

Rei Hoggers

Enji: Shoto! Gimme back Rei!

Shoto: Hmmm, nah

Enji: You little shit-

Nozomi: Wtf is happening?

Katsuki: Miss Rei got out for a few hours today and the family is kinda, sorta fighting over her for love rn

Nozomi: Sooo, hell?

Katsuki: Hell.

Shoto: OI! GIVE HER BACK YOU RED HEADED DICK!

Enji: Tf are you on about you two toned ice cream cone??

Shoto: You got that tall asf dude to take mom!

Enji: one, his name is Kumo

Shoto: I don't give a fuck

Enji: two, HE WON'T LET ME OUT OF THE DAMN BED! I AIN'T DO SHIT!

Shoto: I don't believe you -_-

MisterZawa: What amazing family bonding.

Shoto: ikr? Now, can I HAVE MOM BACK??

Enji: Hmmm, nah

Shoto: You bitch-

Masaru: lmao, this happened in school too

MisterZawa: I thought I'd be the only one to remember that. Kumo liked it when Rei was near Enji because when he couldn't calm down the other, he'd get Rei to help out.

Masaru: Makes sense, the two have been friends since they were in diapers.

Enji: I has my love now ˙˚ʚ(´◡')ɞ˚˙

Shoto: Dick

Tenya: You know what?

Shoto: What?

Tenya: This.

*Tenya Has Kicked Shoto From The Group*

Enji: Salty.

Tenya: Wanna be next?

Enji: Natsuo is the top :)

Tenya: I-

Tenya: I DIDN'T WANNA KNOW THAT BUT THANKS!!!

Uraraka: Can I have my cookies baaaack???

Midoriya: Hmmmmmm, no~

Uraraka: BUT DEKU!!

Enji: Yu twi os god twts niq?

Midoriya: Do what?

Nozomi: Translation: You two on good terms now?

Midoriya: Thank you.

Nozomi: Welcome!

Uraraka: We were always on good terms tho?

Tokoyami: You two fought, a lot. And I don't think you were when it came to Tsu.

Uraraka: Yes..I've been planning on speaking with Tsu, also, we were just messing around. Like Bakugou and Deku do, all the time—

Midoriya: Exactly~

Masaru: Izuku, how str8 are you?

Midoriya: Uh-

Masaru:  I see.