StripperZawa

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*MisterZawa Has Added Enji Into The Chat*

MisterZawa: I hate you with every cell of my body.

Enji: HAH?! WHAT'D I DO THIS TIME???

Shoto: “This time” he says

MisterZawa: EVERYONE IS ASKING ME IF WHAT YOU SAID IS TRUE BECAUSE A STUDENT OF MINE HAS A BIG ASS MOUTH!

Arakan: Harsh yo—

Enji: Oops—

MisterZawa: Do NOT “oops” me right now Todoroki.

Masaru: Come on now Zawa, it's really harmless.

MisterZawa: and you, you need to sit still and be quiet until Hizashi gets back. As it is I have to deal with kids, you and Todoroki are just the plus.

Masaru: Oh? Alright then.

MisterZawa: Wait, Masaru no.

Masaru: Fuck you. You're gonna deal with this shit you asshole.

Midoriya: This took a horrid turn.

*Masaru Has Added Inko To The Chat*

Inko: Oh my, what is this?

Masaru: Read back MamaInk

MisterZawa: Actually, don't listen to him.

Midoriya: Omg u added my mom???

Katsuki: I love you Auntie—

Inko: Shouta Aizawa

Midoriya: Oh shit—

Inko: IZUKU!

Midoriya: TTYL!!

*Midoriya Has Gone Offline*

Inko: Katsuki?

Katsuki: Yes ma'am?

Inko: Drag him.

Katsuki: Ok!!

*Katsuki Has Gone Offline*

Arakan: He's going to enjoy that—

Inko: Enji-Kun, are you alright? I'll deal with Aizawa-San, don't worry.

Enji: Oh uhm, yeah! I'm fine!

BloodBitch: I've got him, don't worry.

Inko: Aizawa-San...

MisterZawa: Yes?

Inko: Keep treating Masaru and Enji-Kun like that, and I'll have Nem on your ass like white on rice, understand me?

Tenya: I love MamaInko.

MisterZawa: Jesus Christ— alright, alright.

Inko: Goodie! Now then, I have a date, I'll talk to you all later. Masaru, you and I need to talk about a few things by the way.

Masaru: Yes Ma'am!

Inko: Bye everyone!💚

Katsuki: Bye Auntie!!!
o(〃^▽^〃)o

Midoriya: Bye mum💚

Tenya: Byyyyeeee!!

Denki: Bummer yo, bye Miss Mido!

Kaminari: Bye ma'am!

Koda: Have a nice day!(*´﹀'*)

Inko: It was nice meeting you all. Have a nice day everyone.💚

*Inko Has Left The Chat*

MisterZawa: Has Sent An Image

MisterZawa: I'll fucking hurt you istg

Arakan: But Stripper-Zawa!! 😩

Denki: sTrIpPeR—

MisterZawa: Be lucky I like you little shits.

Kirishima: AWE! THAT'S SO MANLY AIZAWA-SENSEI!!!😩❤

MisterZawa: I take back I said before.

Kirishima: NOT MANLY YO! D':

Tokoyami: So his stripper backstory has yet to be told, please Aizawa-Sensei, tell us the story.

MisterZawa: I'll die first.

Masaru: Bet bitch ;)

Tokoyami: Both I and Dark-Shadow are very curious. Please, do tell.

MisterZawa: Oh for the love of- fine!

Nozomi: YUS!

Midoriya: This should be interesting.

MisterZawa: When Masaru started at UA, I needed a job, his ass just so happen to have an idea for one. Not only that, but Todoroki just so happened to be working at the same place. I took the opportunity. Got the job. And now these fuckers are calling me a stripper.

MisterZawa: EVEN THOUGH!! BOTH MASARU AND ENJI WORKED THERE BEFORE ME! SO THEY'RE ALSO GOD DAMN STRIPPERS!

Enji: Buuuut, I do NOT use what I know, and or used to do, to be a pro hero. :)

Masaru: Uhm, I'm NOT a hero. So uhmmmm~

BloodBitch: These poor kids.

Arakan: ACTUALLY, I'm enjoying this 😂

BloodBitch: I ment the readers.

Masaru: Ya drinkin?

BloodBitch: No I- nevermind.

Mineta: The girls and I shall now shout “Stripper-Zawa”, thank you.

MisterZawa: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

Katsuki: 2 late sir

MisterZawa: Fucking kids, istg

Masaru: Your class.

Shoto: Lmao, he isn't wrong.

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