🔪His Mistake🔪

Bitch

Arakan: https://matias.ma/nsfw/

Arakan: ;))

Shoto: No.

Arakan: wha— WHY???

Shoto: It says “trust me”

Denki: Damn it Ara—

Arakan: >:)

Nozomi: Anyone find out what's up with Uraraka lately?

Tooru: Nah girly, still nothing 😔

Nozomi: Sorry T

Tooru: Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to her gf.

Nozomi: Oh..sorry Tsu

Tsu: Ah, it's fine..

Midoriya: Maybe if she'd stop being a bitch to Kacchan, she wouldn't be hiding.

Tsu: You don't help Midoriya

Midoriya: But am I wrong? The entire time she's been here she's been a bitch. About as bad as M*neta.

Katsuki: Haaaah, you censored his name

Midoriya: Yeah, we don't say nasty shit in this chat, nasty bitch.

Midoriya: You and Koda are here...

Koda: ʕ´•ᴥ•'ʔ

Katsuki: ಠಿ_ಠ

Nozomi: I just remembered something, my cuddles be better than Kiri's

Kirishima: EH?! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

Nozomi: Then why is Bakubabe cuddling me rn? 👀

Kirishima: I—

Shoto: He's only doing that because you're flat asf and we're not there atm.

Nozomi: HEY!!

Katsuki: He's soft, Shoto is a confusing thermostat and Deku is just...hhhhhhhhhh—

Arakan: who the most COMFORTABLE tho???

Katsuki: Welllllll

Shoto: Me??

Midoriya: Fuck off bitch

Midoriya: It's me. 😌❤

Katsuki: Masaur :)

Midoriya: ....

Shoto: Wait- isn't that- wait-

Nozomi: I'm confused, who is that?

Denki: Das his dad dudette

Nozomi: Oh..but y??

Iida: I can confirm!! Mister Bakugou is fun to lay on.

Kirishima: Yessssssssssss

Jirou: Y r u laying on Bakuhoe's dad???

Iida: ....he's comfortable...

Kirishima: Boobs...man boobs...

Denki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Denki: He's a dad I'd fuandjahidahfkhaifhaif

Katsuki: No.

Tokoyami: I'm glad he didn't finish that.

Tsu: Can I move classes? Is that possible???

Iida: Unfortunately, no.

Shoto: Fuck you too, bitch ass bitch

Momo: I'VE even tried.

Jirou: My goddess wants to leave meeeeeeee

Momo: You won't even let me go.

Momo: Literally. She has her body wrapped around me like a Koala.

Ojiro: Wow—

Yuuga: She is the little spoon, hm?~

Katsuki: She's small in both the front and the back :)

Midoriya: KACCHAN NO!!

Katsuki: KACCHAN YES!!

Shoto: Jesus fuck

Denki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AIZAWA JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOOOOMMMMM!!!

Katsuki: Doesn't sound too bad

Iida: Tensia just sent me a message...Kaminari...what the actual fuck?

Denki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Tooru: Omfg—

Tooru: U 2 nasty asf Kami

Ojiro: Maybe you should stay out of the room

Iida: Fuck when no one is awake!!!

Yuuga: I—

Jirou: Nope.

*Jirou Has Gone Offline*

Denki: WE DON'T HAVE NO TIME TO OURSELVESSNDKSBFKSNKDHDKFJEJS

Shoto: He's not lying.

Katsuki: ...Im sleeping in Midoriya's room

*Katsuki Has Gone Offline*

Shoto: AHJDSNKFSHKFNSKFHS NOOOO!!

Momo: We'll just ignore the fact that Bakugou said “Midoriya” instead of “Deku”?

Iida: Two students just tried to fuck one another and my, basically, sleep deprived, cat loving uncle just walked in on them. Do you think anyone will care until morning?

Momo: ....I love your points.

Momo: Have a nice day.

Sato: I wanna move classes....

Iida: Don't we all.

Shoto: Slightly attacked—

Iida: Very much targeted. :)

Shoto: >:0

Iida: :))

7:00 AM

Uraraka: I hate this class.

Midoriya: Ewwww, a bitch

Uraraka: Eww, a quirkless thot ;)

Midoriya: Keep it up bitch, I'll throw your ugly ass to the moon

Uraraka: I'd like to see u try

Midoriya: Bet, broke bitch

Iida: Off

Momo: The

Katsuki: Phones

Shinsou: You little shits. -Aizawa

Uraraka: Mister Aizawa!

Midoriya: Stfu