🔪His Mistake🔪

Why????

Denki: Midobro's a bottom, rt

Midoriya: Tf?

Arakan: Rt 😌✋🏼

Midoriya: Hol' up-

Shoto: RT rt rt rt :)

Sato: Sorry Midoriya, but, rt

Midoriya: TF?! I AIN'T NO DAMN BOTTOM!!!

Tenya: Rt

Momo: I shouldn't but, rt

Nozomi: rt bitches

Midoriya: I'M NOT A GOD DAMN BOTTOM!!

Masaru: I- why???

BloodBitch: You kids shouldn't even be thinking about sex right now-

Masaru: Kan- Kan do you really have room to speak?

BloodBitch: I wasn't trying to sleep with my s/o when I was 15-16 years old, Bakugou.

Masaru: And now you're on my “kill this bitch” list. :)

Masaru: Fucking virgin.

Masaru: Also, rt :)) My nephew wouldn't top even if he tried.

Kirishima: Guys- Midobro doesn't seem to like this-

Tsu: Sorry Midoriya, rt.

Midoriya: Kiri—

Kirishima: Ahahahahahaha, guys-

Kirishima: He's NOT a bottom- especially when he's mad, let's NOT make him mad. Please- ಥ‿ಥ

Arakan: Wait!! R U 2 DATING???

Midoriya: No-

Kirishima: No(?)

Masaru: Can smell a lie from a mile away, stop fucking you two for fucks sake.

Midoriya: Y R U LIKE THIS???

Midoriya: JUST- Y????

Masaru: why's my nephew tryna lie and say he's dating someone?

Midoriya: Why're you lying abt your childhood?

Masaru: I-

Masaru: I'm not taking shit from a fucking bottom.

BloodBitch: BAKUGOU!!

Katsuki: Dad—

Masaru: I said what I said

Midoriya: Kiri, I need your help with something. Come to my dorm? :)

Kirishima: I wanna point out, I hate everyone here with every cell in my body.

Midoriya: :/

Kirishima: I hate everyone EXPECT, Midoriya with every cell in my body.

Midoriya: :)

Shoto: He finna get fusjdjehfisjdjsh

Katsuki: I took his phone.

Tooru: BUT, is he lying?

MisterZawa: I'm giving everyone an F if they don't go to fucking sleep.

Masaru: can I have an F too?

MisterZawa: Hizashi is coming home tomorrow, ask him.

Masaru: YAY! :D

Katsuki: Disgusting—

Masaru: Adopted

Katsuki: Ah, so you're a virgin? :)

Masaru: Bitch- how do you think you were born??

Ojirou: He fell upward from the ninth circle of hell?

Denki: With his godly powers, obviously.

Masaru: Love how you kids think.

Katsuki: Wtf—

2:56 PM

Shoto: Hey, has anyone talked to my old man?

Shoto: Hate to admit this, kinda worried.

5:22 PM

Shoto: He isn't answering Natsou, anyone seen him??

8:34 PM

Shoto: Dad isn't answering! Does anyone know where he's at?!

Shoto: GUYS?! HAS ANYONE SEEN DAD?!