🔪His Mistake🔪

Uhm, I did a no-no :/

Masaur: Sooo, I know it's like- 3 in the morning but how often do your teachers stay at the teacher dorms?

Iida: Ah! They stay night and day, due to needing ACTUAL supervision, and they may even stay on the weekends, depending on who's there.

Kirishima: Who do u ask?

Denki: Y r u guys up??

Masaur: You're up too Denki.

Denki: Oh- yeh-

Denki: Continue

Masaur: Right...who's failing Aizawa's class?

Denki: Me-

Nozomi: Rt

Kirishima: Rt

Tokoyami: Rt

Jirou: rt-

Shinsou: rt, he's a bitch with this homework shit.

Katsuki: Rt

Katsuki: I'm ACTUALLY GETTING FUCKING LOST!! I CAN'T SLEEP!! IF I DON'T GET IT DONE AND IT'S RIGHT— HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Midoriya: Calm down Kacchan, also, rt.

Shoto: Rt

Iida: ....rt. No one else is up at the moment because they know WHAT sleep is.

Katsuki: And you do?

Iida: ...Mister Bakugou, why did you ask us?

Masaur: Hahahahahahaha, you're teacher may be in a good mood tomorrow—

Masaur: Also, you kids ever sneak out of dorms before? What's the best way out without getting caught??

Katsuki: What.

Katsuki: did.

Katsuki: you.

Katsuki: Do?!

Masaur: Honestly?

Masaur: Don't remember much.

Shoto: I-

Iida: Lord give me patients.

Denki: Isn't it “Lord give me strength”?

Iida: Kaminari, if the Lord gave me more strength, I'd have you between my legs and choked out. Oh what a quiet day that would be.

Masaur: Oooo~ Kinky~

Masaur: But seriously, I don't remember much.

Katsuki: What DO you remember??

Masaur: Hmmmmm, me and a few of the other teachers all went out for drinks. I went because, 1) I was bored. 2) Mitsuki is a bItCh and kicked me out of the house. 3) I was boooorrrred.

Masaur: Uhhh, I THINK I had too many drinks and ended up making out with someone-

Masaur: PRETTY SURE it was Zawa cause I'm in his beeeeeed.

Katsuki: You fucked my god damn teacher—

Masaur: Idk—

Masaur: I'm the one hurting-

Masaur: I'm serious too, I can't sit up without hurting ಥ‿ಥ

Shoto: Can you fuck my dad so he'll give me money?

Masaur: No! I ain't doing this no more!!

Masaur: I'M HURT! DO WHAT I DID AT 15!

Iida: Kill two families and leave one child for each?

Denki: Beat the shit out of people?

Kirishima: Kill two cops and make it look like they went missing?

Shoto: Befriend the kids you were supposed to kill, break ones arm in half and fall in love with the other?

Iida: Be friends with three people who actually planned to harm you and use you to get information from the people whom you actually liked?

Katsuki: Wtf—

Masaur: GET A JOB!

Masaur: YOU LITTLE SHITS!!

Katsuki: STOP FUCKING TEACHERS, YOU SHIT HEAD!!

Masaur: WANNA FIGHT?!

Katsuki: LET'S GO YOU MF BOTTOM!!

Jirou: Jesus fuck—

Tokoyami: there's two of them?

Ojiro: Apparently.

Sato: Wait- did Bakugou just call his dad a bottom??

Shoto: Jokes on him

Shoto: Kat's a hella big bottom

Katsuki: STFU ICYHOT!

Shoto: Well I'm not going to lie.

Midoriya: This is lovely, keep going.

Masaur: There is a brunette on my floor, crying and cursing.-Aizawa

Katsuki: IS THAT A SURPRISE?? YOU TWO DID FU2;$(#-7$!_8$+4(3_+2(_!#(_6+#-$822)19)2!#(#2($;

Koda: ಠಿ_ಠ

Shoto: I took his phone.

Shoto: He is now occupied by something.

Shoto: Thank you Ojiro.

Ojiro: You're welcome! He really likes my tail.^^

Ojiro: It's cute how he lights up so quickly.

Denki: Bakugou Katsuki? Cute?

Denki: DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME??

Midoriya: When Kacchan smiles, genuine, he's actually really cute.

Masaur: Crying man is now asleep, you should all do the same. -Aizawa

Shinsou: Can you like, NOT fuck my classmates' dad??

Masaur: ....No.

*Masaur Has Gone Offline*

Shinsou: Bitch—

Nozomi: Welp-

Nozomi: Guess we're GETTING A's TOMORROW!!! :D