Hermione x femme reader

I do trust you

You can Harry come back from umbridges detention

'Y/n'
'Y/n'
'Y/N'

'What harry? What do you want, I'm trying to think of a way to tell mione about my hand!'
I'm tryna just walk back to the common in peace because there's gonna be an angry, possible wandless Hermione in a couple of minutes.

'No'

'What.'
God this man honestly, does he genuinely think I can understand him when all he says is my name or: No.

'I said no because you are not telling Hermione about your hand.'

'I am and I will.'
Doe he think I'm not going to tell my girlfriend that a teacher slashed my hand

'Fine but if you do, you don't mention anything about my hand.'

'Alright alright, I won't tell Hermione about your hand.'
Except I will, just not when he's around

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Time skip to you telling Hermione about your hand

'Bye Harry! So Hermione, I have something to tell you.'
God this sounds like I'm breaking up with her

''Give me your hand'

'What? But I need to tell you something!'

'I already know what your going to say, I've seen Harry's hand already.

'Oh'
Oh merlin, I'm dead someone plan my funeral

I give her my hand and she examines it

'Why didn't you tell me?' I thought you trusted me.'

'I do, I promise you I do, I do trust you, and I was going to tell you but Harry made promise not to tell you about his hand so I was waiting until now.'
Note to self: Sad Hermione is worse than angry hermione
Ah merlin she's giving me the silent treatment

'Mione you know what's going to happen if you carry on giving me the silent treatment.'
Tickle time, that's right

'You leave me no choice'

I grab her by the waist and start tickling her until she can't breath

'Stop y/n, stop please I can't breath.'

'I'll only stop if you say that you love me.'
I know she loves me but I want to hear it

'Fine y/n I love you'

'I love you too and I-'

'I'm going to bed now y/n'

'What?'
She really interrupted me to tell me she's going to bed

'Can I come with you?'

'To your own bed yes, to mine: no.'

'You know I swear you don't love me hermione!'
She really walked off on me

Honestly I love her but sometimes she can be ANNOYING AF