I know that Hermione doesn't have a niece irl but juts go along with it
1)
You running around you and Hermiones house on a muggle broom
"Mione why won't it fly?"
"It's not meant to fly"
You not answering
"It helps you clean up things"
"Then will it fly?"
She just walks away from you
She's had enough of your shit for one day
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2)
Lying in bed cuddling Hermione
You grab her hand and hold it
"What are you doing?"
"My hand is bigger than yours"
"It's not"
"Your lucky that my hand is big"
"Why is that y/n?"
"Because it makes you feel good 😌 "
She gets out of bed and goes to sleep in the spare bedroom
You shouting from to her through the walls
"YOU DIDNT DENY IT MIONE"
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3)
You being obsessed with the Vampire diaries
You walking around the house with a blanket around your shoulders
"What are you doing?"
You hiss at her
"I thought Snape was bad."
You stop messing around
"Excuse me?"
You resume messing around
"I am IMMORTAL. BOW DOWN TO ME"
"I married a child"
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4)
Hermione taking you to muggle library
You trying to get the books to float back to their shelve
"What are you doing?"
You ignoring her
"Y/n?"
"Mione shush I'm busy. The gravity is too strong."
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5)
Hermione showing you her niece
You holding her on you lap
You bouncing her on your knees
The baby loving it
"You know I think we should have a baby"
Hermione looking at you like your stupid
"Were gay."
"So"
"You don't have a dick."
"But if I did it would be big."
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YOU ARE READING
Hermione x femme reader
Fanfiction(TAKING REQUESTS) I noticed how little Hermione and reader books there are so i just decided to write my own. No smut Im trying my best with this. ONESHOTS
