Shrek x reader(kinda)

Chapter 5

𝑆ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑘 𝑃𝑂𝑉

"Shrek." Y/n said, "What?" I didn't understand what she wanted so I asked her "Those were my pet rats." Y/n said with a very serious face. "They what?" I asked y/n to make sure I heard correctly, "They were my pet rats!" Y/n yelled at me with tears in the corner of her eyes.

'I think I did something wrong... Wonder what it could be?'

Y/n stormed out of the room crying. I wanted to run after her but decided to not since women are crazy.

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕

It's been 5 hours since y/n ran away. I think I should look for her but she'll come home eventually, afterall she's a woman.

"That damn woman has to be back soon enough!" I said while hitting the table. The door opened slowly and I saw y/n. I quickly ran to her and sniffed her, I asked her "You smell like bacon. Why?" And she answered "I hung out with my best friend, Peppa."

𝐀/𝐧: 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐭.

I coulnd't believe it, Peppa was her best friend. I can get bacon easier! "P-Peppa is your bacon, I-I mean! Best friend?" I asked her stuttering cause it's cute to make sure I heard it right. "Yes, Peppa is my best friend!" Y/n confessed. "And you can't do nothing about it, also don't you dare eat Peppa!" Y/n warned me, I said "Chill, I won't eat Peppa, damn woman.🙄" to comfort her, but instead she slapped my face with a chair.

"Ow..." I touched my face and I felt an onion layer not there. I am now very angry.

𝑌/𝑛 𝑃𝑂𝑉

I can see the anger in Shrek's face. This is bad...

"𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐏!!"
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Pictures of Maurice:

Maurice eating spaghetti

Maurice standing

Maurice eating

Sadly, I could only find one picture of Rata

May Maurice and Rata rest in piece.