｡♡。The Music Freaks ｡♡。Incorrect Quotes ❥ (discontinued)

Incorrect Quotes (Henry Special)

Shoot- I am late but uh... Happy Birthday to our lettuce boy, Henry🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬 (Yesterday was his birthday)
Make sure to eat lettuce as celebration 🎉🎉
( Henry quotes, with a pinch of Hiam ;] )

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Ms Jones: *Gives Henry a dictionary for his birthday*
Henry: Wow...I don't know what to say...
Ms Jones: That's why I bought this for you, to become a better student.

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Henry: You know, Drew, you were very drunk at my party last night.
Drew: Oh yea? What happened?
Henry: You were flirting with Zoey, your girlfriend.
Drew: What's wrong with that?

Liam: You started crying when she said she had a 2 boyfriends.
Drew: What-

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Jake,working as a cashier at a cinema: Oh hey, Liam and Henry. What flavor popcorn would you like?
Liam: *looks at Henry* The same flavour as my date.
Henry: *turning red*
Jake, ruining the mood: Sorry, but we don't sell lettuce-flavoured popcorn here.

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Drew: So what did you do when Liam asked you to be his boyfriend?
Henry: I panicked, grabbed my birthday cake and smashed it to his face, screaming 'Long Live the Lettuce'.

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Henry: Can you guys pls just see it from my perspective?
Liam: *Bends down*
Drew: *Gets on knees*
Jake: *Crouches*
Henry:.....
Henry: I am going to call that drum freak to kill all of you.

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Henry:...And I am fine.
Jake: You were shouting and screaming this morning.
Henry: I told you, someone broke in and ate all my lettuce stash.

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Henry, to the music club: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Liam, whispering: Well that isn't much-

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Henry, trying to get along: Hey, shorty-
Milly, cracking knuckles: Call me that one more time and I will turn you into one of your undersized lettuces.
Henry: HEY! Lettuces has feelings too, y'know.

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Luke: Henry, you remind me of life.
Henry: Um..why?
Luke: Short. Shorter when a knife is at your throat.

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The Police: Can you tell us about the guy who broke in?
Henry: Yes. He was a meanie for stealing all my lettuce statsh.

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A/N: I will be doing these types of specials on the upcoming TMF characters :) so hope ya enjoy them. (Also the edit above was mine)