Incorrect Quotes (7)

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Being honest, I feel like I am slacking off. I have to change schools and I don't know what to expect. gReAt.
Disclaimer: Swearing ahead in the chapter.

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Zander: The glass is half empty.
Jake: I think the glass is half full.
Zander: I think you are full of sh*t.

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Jake: F*ck.
Hailey: Language.
Zander: Sh*t
Hailey: Language, Zander-
Luke: Who the fuck you think you're calling b*tch, you a*s?
Hailey: Luke!
Milly: Now that's a crazy mother f*cker.
Hailey: GUYS!
Sean: What the frickitie frick frack stikity snak, bro?
Hailey:
Hailey: What the f*ck-

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Zander: I failed the safety course test.
Hailey: What happened?
Zander: The question was "In case of fire, what kind of steps would you take?"
Hailey: And?
Zander: Well apparently, "F*king large ones" wasn't an acceptable answer.

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Zander: You are pretty annoying.
Jake: Well, thank you.
Zander: Why would you thank me?
Jake: I am focusing on positivity. All I heard was 'you are pretty'.

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Milly: Hailey, truth or dare.
Hailey: Truth.
Milly: Tell the truth. Do you like Jake?
Hailey: Dare!
Milly: I dare you to tell us that you like Jake.
Hailey: Never Have I Ever...
Milly: Wait, that's not the game-

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Jake: Why did the chicken cross-
Zander, reading a book: To get to the airhead's house. Knock, knock.
Jake: Who's there?
Zander: The chicken.
Jake:
Zander:
Jake: Wait, wasn't the joke was supposed to be on you-
Zander: Bye.

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Lia, to Milly: We are not scared of you.
Henry, behind her: I kinda am.
Lia: Shut up, you dwarf.

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Jake: Hey Luke?
Luke, sad: Yes?
Jake: I have feelings for you.
Luke: But you know I like someone el-
Jake: I feel really bad for you that you can't sing to your crush.

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Zander: Let me see what you have, Luke.
Luke: A knife, and a dagger.
Zander: Ok, have a ni-
Jake: NO

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Milly: I am so useless.
Zander: No, you are not.
Zander: You are just used as a bad example.

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Sorry again for not posting the chapters like I used to. From now on, I think I can only post once a week. I want to do another special chapter since we have over six hundred reads ( thinking of Lander). Welp, see you guys.

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