A/N: I am happy to announce that there will be a D R A K E chapter on Chapter 20. If you want to see other ships (including crack but no incest and pedo pls), you can request here. ^^
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Jake: Zander, why do you still hate me? I thought I gained your trust?
Zander: Hate is a very strong word, Jake. Let's put it like this.
Zander: If you were on fire and I had a cup of water in my hand, I would still drink it.
Jake: Ouch, what about Drew? I'm assuming you hate him, too.
Zander: Well if he was on fire, I would switch water with gasoline and pour it on him.
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Jake, in the bushes: *trying to help Elliot* Tell her 'you have beautiful eyes'.
Elliot: I have beautiful eyes.
Milly, with two braincells because of too much blushing: Me too.
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Luke: Zander- Why are you hitting me?
Zander, repeatedly hitting Luke: Isn't this how you hit on people?
Luke: Well no, you misunderstood- OW
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Elliot: Let's play 'never have I ever'.
Luke: Okay sure-
Elliot: I will start.
Elliot: Never have I ever wanted to protect someone that I cared and loved that I killed a bunch of bullies ,that were bullying the loved one, and buried them in the garden?
Luke: .....
Luke: Elliot, what did you do?
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Hailey: Being tired isn't a mood anymore.
Hailey: It's my entire personality.
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Jake: Dating Tip: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door to fight other man. Establish dominance.
Liam: Now I understand why you are still single.
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Young Zander: I used to play catch with my dad.
Young Zander: Except, the ball hit the wall and he wasn't there.
His teacher: ....
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Drew, coming back to his house: Hello people, who don't live here.
Henry, Jake, Liam: Hey.
Drew: I only give you the keys for emergencies.
Jake: We are out of chips.
Henry: ...and lettuce
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Hailey: Jake, I am going to leave you in charge.
Jake: Alright, I'm your man.
Hailey: Keep the others out of trouble.
Jake: Okay, I am kinda your man.
Hailey: And don't do anything stupid.
Jake: Okay, you need another man.
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A/N: Ya ya. There will be a Drake theme chapter on the 20th chapter. You guys can request more ships here. (Rn, I have Haisy, Milliot, Dean in my mind)
Apologies for not updating but hope you enjoy! See ya!
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