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Incorrect Quotes (Jander)

Woohoo, we reached 116 reads and I AM HYPED.As promised~ JANDER SPECIAL TIME.

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Hailey: So explain what happened.
Zander: Well, we were driving. There was a deer on the road and Jake didn't see it.
Zander: So I said "Jake, deer".
Hailey: What did you respond with?
Jake: 'Yes, Darling?'

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Zander: *Looks through Jake's Contact List*
Zander: *Sees "Love of my life"*Awwww...
Zander: Wait, this isn't my number. *Calls*
The other line: Welcome to Dairy Farm, what kind of cheese do you want us to deliver you?

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Z

ander: Guys, my boyfriend is really tall and I can't reach him so I can't kiss him. Any help?
Hailey: Punch him in the stomach and when he leans, kiss him.

Sean: Stomp on his feet.
Milly: Tackle him.
Luke: Stab him.
Jake: Just tell me to lean down.

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Jake: I love you.
Zander: I love you more.
Jake: No, I love you more.
Zander: *Pulls out katana* I lOvE yOu mOrE ThAn aNyOnE eLsE.
Jake: What the-

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Jake:I love someone who is very kind and caring, a strong personality with a loving side.
Zander: * Explosion*
Jake:
Zander:
Jake: I want him.

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At the Wedding of Zander and Jake...
Zander: Jake, at first I didn't trust you but as I get to know you, I realized you were the one and only loving and caring person I want to stay with for the rest of my life.
Jake: So, uh- it is my turn? Well, I want to shout out to the washing machine from Clean Clean Studios, Mozzella cheese from the Dairy Farm, AC from I am Cool Conditioner System-

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Zander: Is something burning?
Jake: Only my love for you-
Zander: Jake, the toaster is on fire AGAIN!
Jake: Ye- OH MY FREAKING GOD, GET THE FIRE FIGHTERS
Zander: *facepalms*

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Zander: Zander, yes!
Sean: Zander, No!
Zander: Zander, still yes!
Luke: Zander, Please don't.
Zander: Zander, I am not sure
Jake: Zander, NO!
Zander: Zander, NO!

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Hailey: You were really drunk last night, Zander.
Zander: How much?
Hailey: You confessed your love to Jake but ended up barfing on him.
Zander: Oh shi-

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Zander: I am cold.
Jake: Here take my jacket.
Zander: Thanks.
Milly: I am cold too.
Jake: I am sorry that I can't control the weather.

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Zander, Writing a poem angrily: Love is dead, You were bad, you betrayed me that I cried on the bed.
Hailey: What happened?
Zander: Jake broke my piano.

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So I hope you guys liked this chapter ☺️ and sorry, if I let made a bad joke or something. I realized we already reached to 116 reads. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. I want to do more of these special but the next chapter is probably a normal two chapter, sorry... But tell me the ships you guys want to see, so yea- Hope you guys have a great day. Now I am going to sleep bye-

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