Incorrect Quotes (Christmas)

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays🎄⛄ to everyone. Enjoy your Christmas special incorrect quotes 😊
(Will include parodies of Xmas songs🎄🎄)
Also this picture belongs to @/pinkhairdevil (a roleplay acc) on instagram ^^
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Milly: I've got a fun Christmas idea. We will hang the mistletoe but instead of kissing the person, we will have to fight with them.
Hailey: I don't think that's-
Jake: Mistlefoe.
Hailey: Don't encourage her.

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Jake: Dashing through the halls.
Zander: Since I am proud and gay.
Hailey: Where did Milly go-
Milly: Zoey, stay away.
Sean: I can hit you with a broom.
Luke: or stab you with a knife.
Jake: Guys, don't start a fight.
Ms. Jones: Please don't. Jake is right.
Hailey: Jingle bells!
Milly: Zoey smells..
Jake: Let's just walk away...
Zander: 'Hope they rot.
Luke: At least we fought.
Sean: Mr Broom is here today - YAY!

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Stacy: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but the very next day, you said you were gay...

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Santa Claus: Happy Holidays Luke! What do you want for Christmas?
Luke: I want a new set of knives.
Santa Claus: I think that's a bit dangerous-
Luke: Then, can you make Drew and his gang ,except for Jake, to banish from this earth and directly send them to hell?
Santa Claus: Ok, which set of knives?

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Drew:I don't believe in Santa Claus.
Zander, passing by: Well he doesn't believe in your existence either.

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Jake: Last year, I asked Santa for the most hottest person alive.
Jake: Then I woke up in a present.

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Jake: Hey Daisy! Marry me.
Jake: I mean Merry Christmas. Sorry, autocorrect and stuff, y'know.
Daisy: Jake, this is a verbal conversation.

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Liam: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Liam: NOTHING SINCE I AM SINGLE.

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Drew: Dear Santa, I have been good this year.
Drew: Well, most of the time.
Drew: Nevermind that, I will just buy presents for myself.

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A/N: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone 🎄. It's almost the end of 2020 too! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter of incorrect quotes 😊 too.
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