Incorrect Quotes (12)

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Milly: How do you block people in real life?
Zander: Restraining orders
Luke: Murder.

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Zander: Hey, are you trash?
Jake: What? You wanna take me out-
Zander: No, it's because you have a personality of one.

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Lia: Why do people use complicated words, that they don't even know, just to impress someone? It makes them look dumb.
Henry: I photosynthesis with that.

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Hailey: Thank you so much, Sean. I will do anything to return your help.
Sean: Then, can you have a normal sleep schedule-
Hailey: I will do anything except that, in return for your help.

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Milly: Two bros chilling in the hot tub. Five feet apart 'cause they are not gay.
Luke: Milly, Zander is gay and I am pan.
Milly: Two bros chilling in the hot tub. Five feet apart 'cause one is psychotic.

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Hailey: I am having boy troubles...
Luke: The fastest way to insert your knife to a guy's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.
Luke: You are welcome.

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Hailey: Ok, we need to come up with a good plan.
Zander: I have a plan.
Hailey: And the plan must not include Jake getting killed by Zander.
Zander: I no longer have one.

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Jake: What is the hardest word for you to say?
Zander: 'I am sorry'
Luke: 'I was wrong'
Milly: 'I am weak'
Sean: 'I am hurt'
Hailey: 'I need help'
Jake: I was going to say worcestershire sauce-

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Luke: *Hears someone talking crap about Zander*
Milly: You're awfully quiet today.
Luke: No one plans a murder out loud.

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Liam: How drunk was I?
Henry: Dude, you forgot what milk was.
Drew: And you called it cereal water.

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