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Incorrect Quotes (8)

Sorry that I kept you guys on hold of this Incorrect Quotes book. I wasn't in the mood to write a new chapter. I have announcements but news at the end~

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Zander: I have a head-ache.
Zander: It keeps coming in and out.
Jake: *walks in the music room*
Zander: There it is again.

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Jake, looking around: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Hailey, used to him being dumb: Alright.
Jake: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Hailey: okay....
Jake: Lasagne is spaghetti flavoured cake.
Hailey:
Jake: oblivious: Lobsters are mermaid scorpion.
Hailey: Okay, that one is-
Milly, interested: No, no. Continue Jake.

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Zander: *holds door open* After you.
Luke: No, after you.
Zander: I insist. After you.
Luke: No, I-
Milly: *pushes both* After me.

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Jake: I made tea.
Zander: I don't want tea.
Jake: I made it for myself. I like tea.
Zander: Well, why did you tell me?
Jake: I wanted to start a conversation.
Zander: That is a horrible conversation starter.
Jake: But guess what? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Hailey: Okay, Zander and Luke, you guys need to be able to know how to handle a situation where a robber tries to rob you.
Hailey: Try to respond in the best way as I pretend to be the robber.
Hailey, pretending: Hey, give me your money or I will take your life away.
Zander: Bold of you to assume that I have money.
Luke: And bold of you to assume that I have a life.

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Jake: Hailey, you look cute-
Hailey: Wrong number.
Jake: You are right in front of me-
Hailey: Wrong address.
Jake: Wait wha-
Hailey: Please leave a message after the tone. *Boop nose* Beep.

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Sean: So today, I will be singing about how my life is, so far.
Sean: *breathes in*
Sean, high pitched noise: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Zander: Hey, Luke, what time is it?
Luke: Wait.
[Luke plays the Drums loud]
Someone: WHO THE HECK IS PLAYING THE DRUMS AT THREE IN THE MORNING.
Luke: There.

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Drew: Babe, if you had to choose me dying or 20 million dollars, who would you save?
Zoey: 20 million dollars...
Drew: but I will be dead....
Zoey: but your grave will be decorated with gems and jewels.

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Hailey: Treat a spider the way you want to be treated.
Zander: KILL IT WITHOUT HESITATION

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I am really sorry for not posting the chapters. I wasn't feeling like writing but I am back now and also thank you so much for the reads and votes. I am also planning to do a Jailey Chapter so yea. Stay Safe guys <3.

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