Incorrect Quotes (13)

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Let's all ignore me, having a bad schedule, and just celebrate Lander finally sailing! Also Drew x Jake ship sense be tingling (I multiship.)

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[If the gang lost Zander in the store]
Jake: Zanderrrrr, the other classes are waiting for us!
Luke: Zander, please just come here. I don't want to get any of us punished.
Milly: No, no, that is not how you do it.
Milly:  ZANDER, SOMEONE DRINK YOUR FAVORITE GRAPE JUICE!!
Zander: Which one of you little f-

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[Credits to SugarFrancex]
Zander: I am trash.
Luke: As someone who cares deeply for the environment, I feel obligated to pick you up.
Luke: So, you free at seven?

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[Credits to SugarFrancex](thx for letting me use these)
Hailey: So you are driving when suddenly Jake and Luke walk across the road. What do you hit?
Zander: Obviously Jake, I would never hurt Luke-
Hailey: You hit the brakes, Zander!

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Zander's Mom: [Knocking on Zander's bedroom door] Zander, I need to you to come out.
Zander: I'm gay!
Zander's Mom: Not what I meant but I support you.

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Zander: I have a queen of hearts and diamonds. Give in.
Luke: Plus two, Plus two and plus two. Uno!
Sean: You landed on my plot so give me my money.
Milly: Pikachu, I choose you!
Hailey: What are we even playing?

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Liam: I have a feeling to do something stupid.
Henry: *mumbles* Do me, I am stupid.
Everyone: .....
Henry: I meant do y-yourself since you know...you are...uh..stupid.
Drew, in the other room: That was as smooth as sandpaper.

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Stacy: Luke?
Luke: Yes, Stacy?
Stacy: Are you Wifi? 'cause I feel a connection.
Luke: Doesn't a WiFi connection has to have a password?
Luke: And I am sure Zander only knows that password.

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Hailey: Hey, Milly. Can you go to the movies tomorrow night?
Milly: Yup, I am free.
Sean: And you, Elliot?
Elliot: Uhh...y-yeah.
Hailey: Well Sean and I are not free so you two have fun on your date.
Hailey and Sean: *Walks away*
Milly: Did they just-

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Hailey: Hey Zander. Wait, where are the others?
Zander: Milly is trying to do stuff.
Hailey: Ok, then. Where is Sean?
Zander: Trying the stop her from doing stuff.
Hailey: Then what about Jake?
Zander: Trying to stop Sean from stopping her.
Hailey: Luke?
Zander: Trying to stop all of them.
Hailey: Then what about you?
Zander: Distracting you from stopping them to stop Milly from doing stuff.

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Milly, after knowing internet slang: Y'know, Luke? In life, it is either yeet or to be yeeted.
Luke: Milly, please stop-

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A/N: Hope you enjoy this chapter. Also watch the new episode if you haven't. It is too beautiful. ( I actually cried tears of joy). Anyways, Bye~
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